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I don’t know what it is about these British women but I must admit this Lynx rise commercial might be one of the hottest things I’ve seen in a very long time without there being actually nudity in it.  Thank you Ms. Jessica Jane Clement.  Wow.

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If you’re a parent out there, please do me a large favor this year.  When you are out there at the malls with your kids, be careful when choosing a Santa to allow five minutes with your child.

Believe me, some of these guy actually get off on this crap.  The last thing you want on your mind is a Santa whose getting his rocks off because your little boy is rubbing up against him.

Speaking of which, these are the kinds of Santas I sure as hell don’t want to be around….

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It’s a trick you wouldn’t think would work in a million years, but I suppose the million years are up since the last time it worked. What’s the story? Don’t listen to Australians if you’re a tourist in the country.

A NORTHERN Territory man said he could see into the future and told a Japanese tourist she would die if they did not have sex on a “sacred site,” a court was told.

The woman said the man told her he could see her dying in hospital in three years time if she rejected his advances while at Ubirr Rock, a popular Kakadu site of ancient cave art, reported the NTnews.

So rather than say, “fool, you crazy,” what did she do? Had sex with him naturally. Do they not having “lying” in Japan? Do they not know what that is? Or do they have psychics that actually know things over there, thus making the woman paranoid. Whatever the case, the court says the woman’s testimony is shaky at best, and she might just be covering up her own foolishness with the story.  I saw that same trick in The Invention of Lying, but the point of that movie was no one had ever lied before, so it stood to reason the woman thought she would legitimately die. Life imitates art I suppose.

Using Ozzy Osbourne talking in a completely drunk sounding maniacal voice has got to be targeting a crowd that I don’t know about.  And whatever this crowd is, I sure hope they like iced tea.

Way to go Lipton.  You’re definitely breaking new ground here.   I want to get me some tea!

If you’re an Italian or you simply love collecting a variety of magazines, then you might recognize this little lady, Camila Morais.  She graced the cover of the Italian magazine “Fox Uomo” on the November 2007 issue.  I know that’s a long time ago and she’s done plenty of work since but that particular shoot is amazing.

This stunning Brazilian model is 5′9  and has the kind of legs you could (as Frank Dreben says) “suck on for a day.”

Pics after the jump…

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He’s not tied to the chair, but he certainly looks like he’s about to explode from how  much spaghetti he’s inhaled through his face whole.

At least he has an almost topless girl cheering him on, but on the downside, she does look like that.

When the police investigate what happened here, there won’t be any plastic shavings, just one dude packed full of spaghetti of his own free will.

We love old school TV here on Uncoached, and ALF, love him or hate him, is an icon on an era past.

But with this recently unearthed tape, it turns out he was much  more of an asshole than any of us thought. These are very real outtakes for the show, where he goes off swearing, harassing women on set and using the “n-word” in a not flattering tirade.

I’m waiting for someone to debunk this as fake, but I really do think it’s legitimate. Check it out above and see for yourself, but don’t watch at work with the sound on.

I may be Jewish but I must say I love Christmas just as much as the next guy.  I love the snow, I love the big dinners, the tree, all the girls, you name it.  It’s just a shame I don’t celebrate the holiday.

Oh yeah there’s one other thing I forgot about loving Christmas:  the hot chick outfits.   You can’t go wrong because most girls are dressed in red.  Plus they usually wear really soft furry stuff.

Christmas gals after the jump….

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I, like many of you go on my computer, open up my web browser and go to web pages of my choice without much thought to it.  After all that’s kind of how it should be right?  Just like you would use your remote to change the channels.

But there are some things out there within your web browsers that make life a hell of a lot easier that we sometimes fail to even realize.  We just think it’s part of the system but these “tiny” innovations weren’t always there.

Here are five awesome little things I love about my web browser….

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