Click on the photo to see reasons women are as shallow as men

Thanks to romantic comedies and crappy comedians, we know that men are crude, shallow boors that only care about sex, and women are weepy sensitive hippies that only care about poetry and what’s on the inside.  Nope, not true.

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Check out this gangster treadmill dancing – [Ego TV]

The amazing ice sculpture of the day – [The DW]

Photos of the drug war in Rio De Janeiro – [Izismile]

Heidi Montag should just get bigger implants – [Celebslam]

When you need some celebrity funbags – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW)

I could use a little bit of Kate Beckinsale – [Unathletic]

Ain’t nothing wrong with a little Elisha Cuthbert – [Cityrag]

Cute little skanks doing their best Taylor Swift – [Celebuzz]

These chicks bring back such great memories – [Funtasticus]

The best of the worst parenting fails – [Nedhardy]

A collection of awesome links from the day – [Seehere]

Check out the latest sexiest singers – [Maxim]

Celebrities that owe their careers to their breasts – [Manofest]

Anna Kournikova at some cruise show in 2008 – [Don Chavez]

WAGs of the past and present – [Bleacherreport]

Ten reasons that the Heat don’t give a damn – [Gunaxin]

The Local smokeshow of the day – [Barstool Sports]

Pop Icons in a different light – [Icanhasinternets]

Click on the photo for more of Suelyn Madeiros

Yup, Suelyn Medeiros is yet another ridiculously attractive bikini model from the land of Brazil.  It would appear they have factories down there in the rain forest knocking out women like this by the dozens daily.

More hot models at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I’ve been trying to find more information on the term “Underwater Cages” but I’m having a tough time.  All I’m coming up with are the images I’m about to share with you.

I assume these are part of some kind of underwater cave structure.  If anyone has any clarity on what these are exactly I’d appreciate the info.  For now I guess we can appreciate the photos….

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I’m pretty sure people like this should be in jail for the crime of gluttony. What, it’s a deadly sin, it can’t be crime? How many wrath and lust-induced crimes do we lock people up for? If you don’t agree with me, read on.

A New Jersey woman who hopes to become the fattest woman in the world got 30,000 calories closer to her 1,000lb goal with a festive feast that could have fed dozens of revellers.

46-stone Donna Simpson, sitting in a reinforced metal chair, chowed down on the world’s biggest Christmas dinner as she ate for two straight hours on Saturday.

The single mother-of-two tucked into two 25lb turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15lbs of potatoes (10lbs roast, 5lbs mashed), five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 20lbs of vegetables.

After polishing off her enormous main course, she still had room for dessert and ate a ‘salad’ made of marshmallow, cream cheese, whipped cream and cookies.

Her GOAL is to get to 1,000 pounds. I guess God will smite her with clogged arteries or something in a few years, but good lord, this is criminal with the amount of people who were starving around the world Christmas Day. But hey, she got her picture in the paper!

I don’t know much about Diana Morales except for the fact that she’s gorgeous and that the Italian clothing company Intimissimi had one lucky day when they were fortunate enough to have Diana model lingerie for one of their catalogs.

I would have been one happy photographer if I knew a specimen like her were walking into my set.   There aren’t too many faces that are that inviting these days.

More of Diana after the jump….

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Gee Tom, you’ve got a neck larger than any other human, what are you going to do with that?

“Oh I dunno, I just thought I’d get another face tattooed there that veaguely looks like Jack Nicholson in The Shining. When I swallow it looks like he’s grimacing.”

Also, isn’t that necklace a little dangerous? I feel like you could trip and slit your throat there.

“I like to live dangerously.”

Epic fail videos are all the rage recently, and I remember when instead we called them “America’s Funniest Home Videos.” With Bob Saget, not that new guy. Man, I feel old.

But there’s a flipside to that, and I’m not sure if epic win is the correct term here, but these people avoided catastrophe to such a degree, it’s worth watching. Most of these people could have been dead had they been an inch close or a second slower, and it’s pretty amazing that these folks are all among the living still. Check it out above.

I think for the most part guys like a female to be in good shape.   However, it’s one thing to be in good shape and it’s another if a female is starting to resemble a male a little too much.  That’s kind of when you have to draw the line.

Then again, there are always exceptions to the rule.  And frankly the women you are about to see are big time exceptions.  It’s rare that you see a girl with a six pack that looks “sexy” but these ladies fit the bill.

Enjoy the washboards after the jump….

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I hope my wife is reading this.  I’ve been saying it for the past 6 years and I’ll be saying it until the day I die.   Shopping with the majority of women absolutely sucks.  It doesn’t mean I don’t like women.  It doesn’t mean I don’t respect them.  It just means I cannot for the life of me shop with them.

It’s simply not possible.  And I don’t even think it’s their fault.  There’s something genetic or inherent going on that I don’t think us men quite understand.

As it stands, here are four reasons why shopping with women sucks….

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