There are many ways you could use the incredible power of telekinesis, but I honestly didn’t think pizza eating was one of them. It does look pretty damn cool I have to say, but it seems like quite a bit more effort than actually putting it in your mouth, don’t you think?

And if anyone needs some more physical activity it’s this guy, who will likely use his new powers to never leave his couch as he can will food and remote directly to him at all times.

I’ve heard about this pepper before, but it was only the stuff of legend, and I’ve certainly never seen anyone try to eat it before.

One man thought he could take on the impossible task of eating the hottest pepper in existence, the ghost pepper, as he OWNS a pepper company.

But that doesn’t make him superhuman, and his reaction as someone immune to most hot peppers is one that would make me think I’d literally die from this.

I explained this other day and I’ll explain it again.  As long as you have attractive women to share it doesn’t matter how many variations of the same subject you have.  Bottom line is that you’re still sharing attractive women which means you win.

So the fact that I’ve already posted car girls about 100 times means nothing.  Because as long as I keep dishing out new car girls then you’re all happy.  At least I hope you are.

Speaking of car show girls, what do you think of Brazil?

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It’s funny when you think about the laws in this country.   I mean we’re at the point where we’re on the brink of legalizing marijuana in the United States.  Yeah sure we have to do it one state at a time but the point is there are countries where if you are caught with drugs you can literally be put away for life.

We Americans complain at our laws but our laws ain’t shit compared to some other countries.   Want to see some weird laws?

Check out the 10 after the jump….

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Ah yes.  It’s time to think about that special someone again.  Well, to me that special someone is a female or females like the ones in the picture above who you can claim victory over.  I do hope you gentlemen win this weekend’s battle against women who won’t sleep with you.

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The Funbag

Seven celebrity movie deaths we enjoy too much – [Cracked]

A car crashing at 260 MPH is pretty insane – [Pedal to the Metal]

Nothing’s sexier than women with tools – [Maxim]

Top 25 celebrities who have defied death – [Brobible]

When you need a little celebrity kick – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Why you shouldn’t bull fight in China – [Unathletic]

Fencing practice leads to nutshot – [Attuworld]

The autotuned video viral of the day – [The DW]

Whoop ass with Stone Cold Steve Austin – [Sublime Blog]

Oliva Wilde looked damn hot in Vanity Fair – [Celebuzz]

The best Funny or Die exclusive videos – [Manofest]

Check out the latest girl next door – [Bullz-Eye]

Interesting facts about cocaine – [Top Cultured]

The surprise Disneyland trip fail – [Nedhardy]

Things Nutella tastes good on – [Icanhasinternets]

Eight things to master before you’re 30 – [Guyism]

I’d like some Flavia Lucini in my life – [Heyman Hustle]

The most clever Wheel of Fortune contestant – [OMG Blog]

Click on the photo to see Brooklyn Decker in a movie

Yes I wish it were that kind of a movie as well.  But good for you Brooklyn.  She’s appearing in some movie eventually and I like it just for the fact that I can see her move instead of just standing still in pictures.  Yay!

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The Portfolio

I’m a pretty simple guy when it comes to my underwear.  I don’t do boxers.  I don’t do briefs.  And I don’t do boxer briefs.  I’m a Hanes Knit Boxers kind of a guy.  Very comfortable.  Cotton.  They feel kind of like sweatpants.

But if I were to get a little funky with my underwear choice I might have to go with some of these….

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I’m all for critizing Walmart for being overly family friendly at times, but in this case, they were more than justified for banning this guy from the store FOREVER. Not only that, but he can’t go into ANY stores where they sell kids toys. Why? The magazine is a hint.

The Florida man arrested after he was caught masturbating in the toy aisle of a Walmart with the aid of a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue has cut a plea deal that bars him from future visits to the retail giant “or any store where children’s toys are sold,” court records show.

When confronted by cops, Black admitted that he had been masturbating in the store’s toy aisle, claiming that he was driven to the lewd act after he spotted “some pretty girls which made him aroused.” He told officers that he “grabbed a magazine and then found a back aisle and began to masturbate until he relieved himself on the floor.”

Awwww he even finished? Are you serious? Well at least he was looking at the swimsuit issue and not like the kids on the toy boxes or something.

So she’s an Italian actress, television presenter, and model.   That would be the profile of Elena Santarelli.  And as if it couldn’t be any more obvious she is of course married to an athlete.   What sport does he play?  Take a wild guess!

Obviously it’soccer.  And did you know that Elena was in a comedy movie that starred Jerry Cala????  Holy lord that’s awesome.  I know nothing about anything.  Just that Elena’s is a force to be reckoned with.

More of Santarelli after the jump

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