I had to actually look this up to make sure it was legitimate, and it turns out, yes, it absolutely is. I knew that Zimbabwe has had trouble with extreme hyperinflation, but I didn’t realize they were literally printing trillion dollar notes.

I’m no economist, but can’t they just knock a few zeroes off the end and we’re back to a sane currency? No? That’s not how it works at all? Well, it was worth a shot wasn’t it?

I think I’m going to pack up my assets and move over there so I can be the world’s first septillionaire. You laugh, but they’ll exist someday.

At first I thought this was going to be the tale of Milwaukee, Wisconsin’s best trained and masterful samurai, but instead it turned out to be this guy, who made himself armor out of Milwaukee’s Best cases. I think this is way better of the two options.

What drives someone to do this? That’s something I’ve never figured out for as many of this type of post that I’ve written on this site. I would prefer to spend dozens of hours on something else, but then I suppose I wouldn’t be internet famous now would I?

It’s a fear about terrorism that you’re more likely to see on 24 rather than in real life, but I suppose it could happen at some point. What if a terrorist hijacked a plane and flew it into a nuclear storage facility? Epic disaster right? The countryside lost forever!

Wrong. This video shows what happens when a fighter jet going 500 mph smashes into the kind of concrete wall that protects most nuclear plants. The jet loses, it’s safe to say, and the wall doesn’t budge an inch as the plane is vaporized on the spot. As cool as this is, I still have a hard time believing what I just saw, so I had to watch it about five more times. Seems like something they’d do on Mythbusters. They should do this on Mythbusters.

Your tax dollars at work. This video shows a display of massive incompetence from NYC sanitation workers who believe the right way to tow something is through brute force.

Yes, the blizzard has gotten a lot of cars stranded, but that’s no reason to literally DESTROY them. In this case, when trying to tow a snowbound piece of equipment, they completely ravage a Ford Explorer sitting next to it as people scream at them from all sides, including the guy shooting the video.

What was plan B here that they should have looked into?

We’ve gone over the topic of Cosplay many times before.  But as I usually say….it really doesn’t matter.  Because yesterday I may have gotten 25 pictures of chicks dressed in comic uniforms or as their favorite movie characters but today I have a new batch of chicks that enjoy looking like their favorite video characters.

It’s a vicious cycle that I frankly enjoy watch getting repeated time and time again.

Check out video game girl cosplay after the jump….

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I feel like it’s been a while since we’ve seen any blatantly drunk celebrities on television.  Whether it’s an interview, award show, or whatever, it’s always fun to catch someone who’s a little off their rocker.  Just last month we had a rare moment of drunkenness when Harrison Ford appeared on Conan having had one too many.

Speaking of one too many.  Check out these 10 awesome examples of when celebs shouldn’t have been on television.

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Click on the photo for more of Kacey Barnfield

I believe I’ve already done a feature on Kacey Barnfield but come on people.  She certainly deserves another look.  I’m just glad the folks over at Maxim got wind of her.  Good God she is gorgeous.

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The Throwdown

Seven athletes who had ridiculous talent – [Cracked]

Ashley Greene is super hot in Cosmopolitan – [Celebuzz]

The teenage nightmare of the day – [The DW]

When you need some celebrity oops – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The sexiest pictures of Elisha Cuthbert – [Izismile]

I forgot how hot Missy Peregrym was…wow – [Unathletic]

It’s the NBA’s mustache hall of fame – [Attuworld]

The best place for sexy celeb pictures – [Usemycomputer]

Evolution of the Harry Potter kids – [Ego TV]

I could look at Jessica Jane Clement all day – [Sublime Blog]

It doesn’t look normal for Victoria Silvstedt to shop – [Don Chavez]

Check out this 99 foot rope swing – [Totally Crap]

Remember how hot Britney Spears used to be? – [Cityrag]

The thirty hottest women born in December – [Brobible]

25 guys who look like Super Mario – [Manofest]

Sexy action shots from Lingerie Football – [Bleacherreport]

Girls who look like they are giftwrapped – [COED Magazine]

List of 10 sexual New Year’s resolutions – [Oncampusdrama]

Click on the photo for the sexiest calendars of 2011

If you’re looking for a way to remind yourself of each day then you might as well get a calendar.  And if you’re gonna get a calendar it might as well contain sexy ladies.  Thanks to the guys at COED for showing us the way.

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The Portfolio

The world of real estate is gonna get tougher and tougher the more we see these mortgage rates rise.  If you’re a residential real estate agent you’re gonna have to get creative out there.   Whether it’s a flashy business card or a colorful sign,  you’re gonna have to get recognized to make those sales.

Then again perhaps all you need is your God given name and people will remember you.

Check out these funny real estate names….

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As it turns out, army recruits have gotten weaker as time wears on. It’s not a slight, but just a fact that as a rule, boys who enlist just aren’t as strong as they used to be, and the once-grueling fitness regimens they face are getting toned down for this new era.

A decade ago, the Army started to notice that new recruits were, in general, getting weaker — their endurance was down, so they were more prone to injury.

“America’s Army is very proud of the fact that we reflect our society,” says Maj. Gen. Richard Stone, the Army’s deputy surgeon general. ”But since we reflect our society, we also absorb society’s problems.”

The Army’s problem, Stone and others say, is that most current enlistees grew up on the couch, playing video games, rather than horsing around outside. And public schools have cut gym classes.

“You’d be surprised, the soldiers that we get today,” says Frank Palkoska, who directs the Army’s fitness school. “They can’t do simple motor function movements, like a shoulder roll, the ability to skip — so we’ve got to lay a base of foundational fitness, without injuring them.”

The details of the new fitness regimen are here if you’d like further review. Far more yoga than you’d expect, but I’m sure our soldiers can still kick anyone’s ass when they need to.