Archive for December, 2010

Dec 10 2010

Crime Doesn’t Pay

Published by Johnny X under Video

Usually I try to feature funny videos on the site in this slot, but this one is just cool and very well done. It’s a music video for Cinnamon Chaser’s Luv Deluxe, and it reminds me a bit of Prodigy’s Smack My Bitch up from back in the day, albeit with a less harsh beat.

I’m trying to figure out the moral of the story here. The best one I came up with I put in my title, but the video went a different direction than I thought it was going to by the end there. What do you make of it?

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Dec 10 2010

The Best Way To Sell Vehicles on Ebay

Published by Natty under Hot Chicks

I guess I can understand that Ebay is still extremely popular but I suppose when you haven’t used the service in so long, it almost feels like the site doesn’t exist anymore.  Still though, I’m well aware that the site is going strong.

However, at the same time it’s becoming more and more difficult to get your listings noticed these days.  With competition high some people have resorted to the oldest trick in the book:  sexy girls.

Works for me!  Check it out after the jump….

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Dec 10 2010

Do you Realize How Illegal Most Pledge Programs Are?

Published by Natty under College,Editorial

One of the most common things you hear about a pledge program is “the best time of your life, but you’d never do it again.”  And you know something?  That’s nearly 100% true in most cases.   Hell I remember going through my pledge program and it was damned hard.

I’ve also heard stories of other pledge programs out there and how there aren’t more arrests and jail time as a result of these programs is a complete mystery to me.

Below are 5 laws that are being broken every single day as a result of pledging in colleges across America…..

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Dec 10 2010

Friday’s Funbag: Your Local Smokeshow, Suits for a Better World, and Eating Your Own Beard

Published by Natty under Friday's Funbag

Click on the photo for the local smokeshow of the day

And here the people at the Stool give you Erin.   As they put it, “just absolutely demolishing Giants, Rangers and Yankees gear.”  Yeah I’d say that’s about right.  She also demolishes any male in her path.  Good God.

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The Funbag

These suits are going to make the world better – [Cracked]

Man is forced to eat his own beard – [EgoTV]

Brutal hulk hand punch to the face – [Regretfulmorning]

When you need a celebrity fix go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Britney Spears is giving the death stare – [Celebslam]

You latest edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

Nothing wrong with a babes and bikes video – [Pedal to the Metal]

Kayla Collins on being a celebrity (and hot) – [FHM]

Awesome old school pictures of America in color – [Nedhardy]

This is the hottest girl I’ve seen all day – [Unathletic]

Clever company name of the day – [The DW]

Five awesome GIFs to get you through the day – [Maxim]

How can you not like Bill Clinton? – [Cityrag]

Check out the 50 hottest outfits in sports – [Bleacherreport]

The dirtiest snow sculptures of all time – [Manofest]

Awesome Willy Wonka mashup with Tron – [Sublime Blog]

Carla Ossa might have the best body ever – [Don Chavez]

I am in love with this woman – [Heyman Hustle]

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Dec 09 2010

Irina Sheik Leads the P.M. Portfolio

Published by Natty under PM Porfolio

Click on the photo for more of Irina Sheik

I may be a male but I’d really like to know what the life of a female supermodel must be like.  I mean seriously.  You just walk around being ridiculously attractive all day?  What an ego booster huh?  I just can’t imagine a life like that.

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The Portfolio


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Dec 09 2010

Amazing Wall Paintings By Eliseo Oliveras

Published by Natty under Pictures

Call me crazy but I feel like the only times I ever get to see art on the side of buildings is when I’m on the train and I see graffiti.  And most of that isn’t art at all.  Most of those suck and have disgusting sayings generally referring to one guy wanting to have sex with a chick.  There’s also always the words “4 eva.”

However,  I will say that it seems this kind of stuff is a bit more prevalent in places like Europe.  And I must say I quite enjoy these pieces….

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Dec 09 2010

Walmart Gets a Breathalyzer-Activated Wine Vending Machine

Published by Johnny X under Oddly Enough

Welcome to Pennsylvania, where it’s illegal to sell wine in grocery stores, but it’s not illegal to buy it from a vending machine that makes you swipe your license and blow into a breathalyzer. Huh??

For instance, it’s illegal to sell alcohol in grocery stores in Pennsylvania, but it’s not illegal to install a vending machine that dispenses wine: as long as the user is asked to take a breathalyzer test, swipe their state issued ID or Driver License, and then show their mug to a state official sitting somewhere in Harrisburg, who is keeping an eye on the proceedings via CCTV. Simple, right?

Maybe not, but it does protect the state’s monopoly on liquor sales. The Pronto wine vending machine is currently only available in select grocery stores in the state, but it’s just been announced that the PA Liquor Control Board has given Walmart preliminary approval to put the things in some of their locations outside of Pittsburgh.

Uh, what do you have to blow to be able to BUY wine? Can you just not be over the drunk driving limit, or do they not want you to purchase it even if you’re buzzed? And why does CCTV need to be involved at all? Silly Pennsylvania. I hope they make an episode of The Office featuring this.

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Dec 09 2010

She’s Uncoachable: Nina Jame Would Eat you For Breakfast

Published by Natty under She's Uncoachable

When I think of Nina James I think of the following phrase:  pure unadulterated sex appeal.  Honestly I don’t know how else to describe it.  This is a female who 100% knows how hot she is, loves it, and uses it to her maximum potential.

It’s no surprise she’s already got a Penthouse Pet award and whatever the hell else she’ll win.  Let’s just hope that translates into some hardcore action shall we?

More pics of Nina after the jump….

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Dec 09 2010

The Saddest Place on Earth

Published by Johnny X under Pictures

My limited knowledge of asian languages is telling me this is Korean, and then judging by the fact that puppies and ice cream are both banned on one sign, I would guess that it’s North Korean. They hate happiness over there.

Does anyone actually speak Korean who can read this? Seems like an awful lot of text under a relatively simple picture. No delicious food or fun pets, I get it, you want us to be miserable.

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