I’ve written about my distaste for the Emo culture before I don’t really think I have to do it again.  In short, if you’re going to pretend that you don’t care about things then why the hell spend so much time buying the clothes, doing up the hair, and making so much effort on something that doesn’t matter anyway?

Eh, whatever.  I’ve also pointed out that attractive females come in all shapes, sizes, and demographics.  So while I don’t really like the Emo culture on a whole, it doesn’t mean there aren’t some crazy hotties in the group.

Sexy Emo girls after the jump…

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I don’t know why I miss the 80s so much but I really really do.   I think it’s because of what it represented.   I mean if I got to be a college kid in the 80s?  Man oh man I don’t know what the hell I would have done.  Unfortunately I never got past the age of 10 back then but I just remember it as being a great time.

Blazers and jeans, MTV, synthesizers, and a whole lot more.  And if there’s one thing you could use to characterize the 80s it’s definitely the hairstyles.

Here’s five in particular that kicked ass…..

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Introducing Jillian from Far Hills, NJ.   Barstool is such a sucker for a girl with a pretty smile and a red Solo Cup.  Seriously this girl could flash those pearly whites and take a sip from her beer pong cup and they’d do just about anything for her.

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The Wash

Emo girls can be quite sexy when they want – [The Chive]

The most shocking celebrity twitter feeds – [Cracked]

An awesome old school Les Paul vide0 – [Ace]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The evolution of Emma Watson – [Celebuzz]

BP Home run drills a fan right in the head – [Unathletic]

The geeky cookie cutters of the day – [The DW]

A farting ladies in movies compilation – [Attuworld]

41 extreme and bizarre body piercings – [Regretfulmorning]

An ode to terrible radio segues – [Holytaco]

Atlanta Falcons cheerleaders give me joy – [COED Magazine]

Kylie Minogue is still really hot – [OMG Blog]

Fight breaks out in class at Queens college – [Oncampusdrama]

Hot chicks and many more hot chicks – [Celebslam]

Who’s the hottest woman on the Office? – [Gunaxin]

This is not how you treat a cancer survivor – [Pedal to the Medal]

Easily the hottest girl you’ll see all week – [Cavemancircus]

Lindsay Lohan now taking a dose of collagen – [Cityrag]

Click on the photo for sexy sitcom girls

According to the folks at Maxim, they’ve found the perfect TV combination of hot and hilarious.  But mostly hot.  It’s nice to know that even on a television sitcom using sex is something that will never die.  Yay!

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The Portfolio

Given how prevalent photoshop is you kind of take it for granted these days.  I know I do.  Part of it is cool and part of it sucks.  It’s pretty much assumed that nearly all of magazines these days are using the tool to some extent.

It’s just a question of how in fact they are using it.   And one place where I think it’s used wisely is in advertisements (that is unless of course they totally botch the job).

Here are some great examples….

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What you’re seeing here is the view from the top of the Eiffel Tower today. Some pranksters thought the new snow was just begging for a design, and so they set about creating what you see before you.

On Friday, if you were going to the Eiffel Tower, in Paris, you could see a giant penis! It was drawn into the snow covering the grass. A Dutch tourist took a picture and posted it on Twitter. Amazing view! But what if it was a PhotoShop? To be sure, I called the store which is a the first floor of the Tour Eiffel, and I was confirmed the masterpiece was still here, making everyone laugh. Unfortunately the garden department of Paris city hall told me they would soon rake it up.

Aw, they’re cleaning it up? I thought the French loved perverted stuff. You’re really letting me down Paris, you’re supposed to show how open minded you are compared to us prude Americans.

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Well you know that she was the former miss Liverpool.  And I’m sure that you could deduce that you know, she’s kind of hot.  I cannot even believe that she’s not married to an athlete.  How amazing is that?  Surprisingly she’s married to a comedian.

Hey I’m a funny guy?  What do ya say there Christine?  Good God this girl is attractive.

More of Martin after the jump….

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Yes, American female bodybuilding is pretty weird, but most of the time they’re just girls who look like dudes with messed up faces.

Here however? It’s in Asia, maybe like the Philippines from the look of it, and the women are built but TINY and there’ something about each of their heads that make them look like they’re photoshopped on. Don’t you think?

I’m not hip with the youth these days, so I have no idea what show this is from, but after this I kind of want to start watching it.

A guy is forced to apologize for calling a girl a slut, but he does so in the best way possible, by calling her five other names, making her cry even more before making HER actually APOLOGIZE to him. It’s such a good move, I feel like I should go back and watch it again in slow motion.