Dec 17 2010
You guys love sex. I love sex. Come on. We all love sex. It’s a wonderful tool that binds us all doesn’t it? It’s a means of pleasure, comfort, and stability. It’s also a means of manipulation and control. Women know the power they possess and men know how to harness said woman’s power don’t they?
Perhaps the greatest use of that power is in advertising. Don’t believe me? Check it out….
Dec 17 2010
This is actually a repost of something I did back in 2008 and I just had to post it again….
You’ve seen them. I’ve seen them. They walk around the streets every single day of our lives. It’s just guys you know that the second you see them you just want to beat the living crap out of them. And you know something? It’s not like you even know the guy. Hell he could be the nicest guy on the block.
But let me just refute that right there for all the naysayers. First impressions. Don’t first impressions count for anything? Well if my first impression of a guy is him wearing 6 earrings, enough grease in his hair to lube a Ferrari, and shirts that are far worse than anything Don Ho would wear, then well…I think I have a right to judge.
And judge I shall. Here are 15 dudes with whom I’d love nothing more than to beat up.
Dec 17 2010
Click on the photo for the nutty world of sexy robots
Way back in 1970, a Japanese roboticist named Masahiro Mori came up with the term “uncanny valley”, the theory that as robots get more human like, people will respond positively to them, but only up to the point where they still definitely look like robots. That point is being crossed.
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The Funbag
Seven Interesting facts about Dr. Seuss – [Ego TV]
Being an internet slut isn’t that cool – [Regretfulmorning]
Ruling out body cavity searches – [Pedal to the Metal]
It’s time for celebrity cleavage! – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)
Check out the epic meal of the day – [The DW]
Michael Jackson was really really bad – [Attuworld]
NBA rookies making their mark early on – [Unathletic]
The best in sexy celebrity pics – [Usemycomputer]
7 awesome “my dad is a bro” photos – [Brobible]
47 Amazing National Geographic photos – [Nedhardy]
Crazy reactions from Oprah’s favorite things – [OMG Blog]
Five awesome mafia movie scenes – [Cavemancircus]
When a crackhead loses his mind – [Oncampusdrama]
Olivia Wilde looking hot in details magazine – [Totally Crap]
Check out the latest girl next door – [Bullz-Eye]
Daniela Lopes is the model at Midnight – [Celebslam]
Nine very impressive David Hasselhoff tattoos – [Cityrag]
Celebrities we’re thankful for in 2010 – [Guyism]
Dec 16 2010
Click on the photo for more of Pernilla Lundberg
This is 26-year-old Swedish model Pernilla Lundberg. Any questions? I didn’t think so. Yet another reason that I along with nearly all of the male population would have to have a permanent residence in Sweden.
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The Portfolio
Dec 16 2010
As the weather is now officially starting to piss me off I tend to daydream about paradise every so often. Nothing would satisfy me more than to be magically whisked away to a gorgeous island where I could do absolutely nothing for a solid 10 days.
Unfortunately that’s just not going to happen at the moment but at least I can still look at these beautiful pictures. They were taken at the Diva Resort hotel in the Maldives.
They call it “paradise on earth” and I’d have to agree with this description….
Dec 16 2010
For too long, I’ve been standing at urinals wondering if there wasn’t some interactive game I could be playing as I peed. Thankfully, my prayers have now been answered in the form of, who else, Sega. You’ve really come a long way guys.
Dubbed “Toirettsu” (トイレッツ), the game’s title is a word play on “toy”, “let’s” and “toilets”. As the Sega Toys website points out, “You’re able to game with pee!”
The contraption is outfitted with mini-games, and there is a sensor that can apparently measure the speed of one’s urine stream. Some of the mini-games include erasing graffiti with a hose…causing wind to blow under a women’s skirt…and…shoot milk from their nose.
This is amazing, but perhaps the most limited time you can ever play a video game. What’ an average pee? 10-15 seconds at the most? I can see someone downing gallons of water just so they can go for the high score.
Dec 16 2010
The only real information I have on Pernilla Lundberg is that she’s 26 year old Swedish model. Honestly I don’t really think I need any more information than that. Hell I can’t even find a Facebook Page, nothing.
What I can find is a very solid amount of pictures. And thankfully I think that’s all we really need here no?
More of Pernilla after the jump….
Dec 16 2010
What, just because you’re a world famous gangster rapper, you can’t enjoy sea world? Everyone knows that dolphins are some the most hardcore fish around. Well, other than sharks, but if you tried this picture with sharks I think it would have turned out very differently.
I like Snoop Dogg because he’s just stopped caring about street cred and all that BS. He’s rich, who cares if he’s singing songs with Katy Perry or making friends with dolphins?
Dec 16 2010
Yes, the title may sound pretty lame, but I promise is cooler than it sounds, and this kid have better have taken home first place and all the ladies. Well maybe not the ladies, but perhaps a high five or two.
No, he can’t exactly sing terribly well, but props for having the balls to go up there, dress like half a woman and do this. What am I talking about? You probably should just watch the video.
