Click on the photo for the latest hometown hotties

The year is starting to close out.  The weather sucks.   2011 is upon us.   What to do.  What to do!  Well at the least you can head over to Maxim and cast your vote for the latest hometown hottie.  Seriously, that’s the least you can do.

More things you can do at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Some people take prank wars way too seriously – [Cracked]

Elisabetta Canalis knows how to wear a bikini – [Celebuzz]

This is why you don’t mess with a German – [Ego TV]

When you like celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The Seattle Mist cheerleaders are more than worthy – [Unathletic]

Does Google know about Mount Rushmore? – [Attuworld]

20 Celebrity wind wardrobe malfunctions – [Manofest]

My favorite site to get the scoop on sports – [Sportsnet]

Cool pictures of dreams captured on photos – [Nedhardy]

The kickass cosplay picture of the day – [The DW]

Bert and Ernie should come out of the closet – [Gunaxin]

Anything with Denise Milani works for me – [Heyman Hustle]

Let’s not forget how hot Punky Brewster is – [Holytaco]

The very first photo of a human being – [Izismile]

News Reporter gets owned by a sled – [Sublime Blog]

When a dog plays Yahtzee – [Buzzfeed]

Girl scares boyfriend by wearing a Gorilla Mask – [Totally Crap]

I’m sorry but Ron Artest is awesome – [Icanhasinternets]

I mean I know that Germany is into doo doo and stuff but with their toys?  I mean really?  What in the world is the redeeming quality about this so called “toy?”

I guess so that it can be posted on a site like this.

I’m sure many of you have heard all of the TSA rumblings for the past few weeks.  In case you haven’t people are questioning how folks are being searched these days.

And to say it’s been “hardcore” is probably an understatement.  Still though, I’d rather someone practically give me an enema and feel safe than not even bother looking at all.

“Stand up and cough please.”

Click on the photo for more of Emanuela De Paula

I may get criticized for not having enough diversity when it comes to the sexy ladies but I sure as hell know how to pick ‘em.  Emanuela looks absolutely stunning in her latest Victoria’s Secret shoot.

More stunning stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I’ve seen some pretty cool formations of college bands before but I’m not sure anything trumps the marching band of Hawaii.  Hell these folks get to sit in the sun all day and surf.  I’m sure they have plenty of time to come up with silly ideas for formations.

Plus it’s a way to not be bored while being at a football game.

Way to go guys!

Sometimes life is stranger than fiction, and this is a story you absolutely could not make up. The other day, I wrote a story about how Egypt thought Israeli agents released a shark in their waters to discourage tourism. Well now that shark is dead, and you’ll never guess how.

The Serbian hero was too drunk to remember what had happened, though one of his friends who witnessed the incident explained it all for the Belgrade based media.
Dragan Stevic was dubbed by the Egyptian media as “Shark El Sheikh” and thanked him for saving their tourist season.

Milovan Ubirapa, one of Stevic’s friend who witnessed the incident explained that Dragan had decided to go to the beach for a swim after a long night of drinking. As Dragan and his friends approached the beach, he saw a fairly high positioned jumping board utilized earlier in the day by divers.

“Dragan climbed on the jumping board, told me to hold his beer and simply ran to jump. There was no time for me to react or to try to stop him, he just went for it” says Milovan.
“Dragan jumped high and plunged down to the sea, but didn’t make as much splash as we thought he would”, explained Milovan.

The reason could be because Dragan Stevic ended up jumping straight on the shark which was lurking near the beach, probably looking for its next victim. Dragan had nailed it right in the head, killing it instantly. The Egyptian police found the shark washed out on the beach that morning (pictured above).

It’s a one in a billion chance, but yes, a man jumped into the water, landed on the deadlist shark in the area, and killed it instantly. Too bad he doesn’t remember any of it because he was blackout drunk. I can’t get over how amazing every aspect of this story is.

I mean is there ever really a bad time to post Lucy Pinder?  Yeah I didn’t think so.   The woman has been in my top five for the last five years and I really don’t see any woman bumping her spot any time soon.

It’s really unfair how hot some women are and clearly Pinder is in that category.  So as just a reminder to myself and all of you I wanted to post some more Lucy Pinder adction.

I hope you don’t mind….

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A few shades ago, that’s when.

Seriously, I don’t  understand people like this. Is this the same way a 90 pound anorexic looks at themselves in the mere and sees Rosie O’Donnell? Do these orange people stop and stare and see Shawn White or something, and therefore feel the need to bake for another 12 hours?

You’ve crossed the line from, “stupid” to “you might get murdered in a black neighborhood” and quite honestly, it would be justified. What? It’s not like skin cancer isn’t going to see her off in the next five years.

So I’ve featured these guys on the site before, you’ll remember them as the ones who walk and do everything like robots, but now they have their own music video and it’s awesome.

I don’t know if Genki Sudo is the name of the band, the song, the guys, or they’re all one and the same, but in any case, I hope they cross over to America soon, and spread their robot magic in our land of freedom.