Dec 30 2010
How much do you love me? Your wife, not Mel Gibson. I don’t believe you, you’re going to have to PROVE IT in a way that may or may not give you a heart attack in the process. What the hell was this woman thinking?
Spanish police have detained a woman who faked her own kidnapping to test whether her husband would pay ranson, sending him a photograph of herself with bound hands and feet, police said Monday.
The man received the photo on his mobile phone from someone claiming to be one of the kidnappers along with a text message demanding a ransom of 20,000 euros (26,000 dollars) for her release, they said in a statement.
The ransom request was repeated in later text messages as well as warnings that the man not go to police, which he ignored.
Police launched a search and spotted her car, which they followed to a shopping mall in the town of Gandia on the Mediterranean coast.
“The woman, who was travelling alone and was in perfect health, was the supposed victim of the kidnapping,” the police statement said.
Only 26,000 dollars? Come on, you’ve got to go to at least a million so the man goes on a cross country crime spree to get the money in time. Now THAT would have been a story. Oops! Sorry hunnie!
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