Defying everything I was ever taught as a kid about running near the pool, these uh, well I don’t know how many there are, Japanese guys have made the process of diving as efficient as it can possibly be, though I have to say, I don’t know how they’re not murdering each other when they hit the water fractions of a second apart.

I feel like they must somehow be related to those guys who do everything like robots, but perhaps this is just Japan, and there’s room for many different groups doing arbitrary things in sync.