Dec 27 2010
I hope my wife is reading this. I’ve been saying it for the past 6 years and I’ll be saying it until the day I die. Shopping with the majority of women absolutely sucks. It doesn’t mean I don’t like women. It doesn’t mean I don’t respect them. It just means I cannot for the life of me shop with them.
It’s simply not possible. And I don’t even think it’s their fault. There’s something genetic or inherent going on that I don’t think us men quite understand.
As it stands, here are four reasons why shopping with women sucks….
Everything Takes Longer
Face it, women slow you down. I’m pretty sure I’ve never gone shopping with a buddy of mine and gotten sidetracked. I’m pretty sure I never saw my buddy go “wait, I just want to look at these for a minute!” Whether it’s how slow they walk or how their eyes wander, there’s just no way you’re getting in and out of any store with a woman with the speed and precision you could do it on your own. Be prepared for a war.
Most women don’t understand money when they are shopping
This isn’t a knock on women not understanding money in general. It’s a knock on how most women’s brains shift when they are shopping. I’ll give you a perfect example. My wife says to me “I have to get something, it’s 50% off!” Man that’s a sign that they are just roped. Here’s a clue. If you’re spending money, you are SPENDING money! No matter what the discount. You think spending 500 dollars when you should have spent 1500 is saving money? No. It’s spending money. Please understand this ladies.
You Don’t Feel like a Man
Have you ever been on a line at a clothing store and stood behind your woman? Don’t you just feel so “little?” It’s like I’m just sitting there while she does her thing. I feel like this big oaf who’s not allowed to talk or something. I definitely feel my penis shrink very quickly when I’m with the wife out shopping.
It Never Goes How you Planned
I would say that every single time I go shopping I have a vision in my head on how I want it to go. I want to go to this store, get this item, go to the next store, get that item, and done, go home. With a woman? Hahaha. Good luck going by that schedule. When I’m alone, 9 times out of 10 things go as planned. When I’m with the wife 0 times out of 10 go as planned. There’s always an extra store, item, stop, anything that was either missed or added on. God it’s awful.
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