Dec 23 2010
If you’re a parent out there, please do me a large favor this year. When you are out there at the malls with your kids, be careful when choosing a Santa to allow five minutes with your child.
Believe me, some of these guy actually get off on this crap. The last thing you want on your mind is a Santa whose getting his rocks off because your little boy is rubbing up against him.
Speaking of which, these are the kinds of Santas I sure as hell don’t want to be around….
For more scary Santas, COED Magazine also did a fun article.
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