If you’re a parent out there, please do me a large favor this year.  When you are out there at the malls with your kids, be careful when choosing a Santa to allow five minutes with your child.

Believe me, some of these guy actually get off on this crap.  The last thing you want on your mind is a Santa whose getting his rocks off because your little boy is rubbing up against him.

Speaking of which, these are the kinds of Santas I sure as hell don’t want to be around….

For more scary Santas, COED Magazine also did a fun article.