Dec 16 2010
For too long, I’ve been standing at urinals wondering if there wasn’t some interactive game I could be playing as I peed. Thankfully, my prayers have now been answered in the form of, who else, Sega. You’ve really come a long way guys.
Dubbed “Toirettsu” (トイレッツ), the game’s title is a word play on “toy”, “let’s” and “toilets”. As the Sega Toys website points out, “You’re able to game with pee!”
The contraption is outfitted with mini-games, and there is a sensor that can apparently measure the speed of one’s urine stream. Some of the mini-games include erasing graffiti with a hose…causing wind to blow under a women’s skirt…and…shoot milk from their nose.
This is amazing, but perhaps the most limited time you can ever play a video game. What’ an average pee? 10-15 seconds at the most? I can see someone downing gallons of water just so they can go for the high score.
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