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Dec 02 2010

How to Get Banned From Walmart for Life

Published by at 1:00 pm under Oddly Enough

I’m all for critizing Walmart for being overly family friendly at times, but in this case, they were more than justified for banning this guy from the store FOREVER. Not only that, but he can’t go into ANY stores where they sell kids toys. Why? The magazine is a hint.

The Florida man arrested after he was caught masturbating in the toy aisle of a Walmart with the aid of a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue has cut a plea deal that bars him from future visits to the retail giant “or any store where children’s toys are sold,” court records show.

When confronted by cops, Black admitted that he had been masturbating in the store’s toy aisle, claiming that he was driven to the lewd act after he spotted “some pretty girls which made him aroused.” He told officers that he “grabbed a magazine and then found a back aisle and began to masturbate until he relieved himself on the floor.”

Awwww he even finished? Are you serious? Well at least he was looking at the swimsuit issue and not like the kids on the toy boxes or something.

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