Can anyone make anything out of this? Anyone at all?  I for one cannot and will not attempt to either.  Rather I will marvel at how absurd this is.

I’ve never wanted to burn more in my entire life.  Good God.

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Even with the fall season in full effect, I’m still parched like it’s the middle of an August heatwave.  I think it has something to do with these sultry sirens quenching their thirsts…good thing they seem to be willing to help me hydrate.

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Talk about memory lane.  Have you ever been to a place you remember fondly as a kid and then taken a picture there in the exact same position that you once had?  Well that’s what a bunch of these people did.

Pretty cool if you ask me.

Pics after the jump….

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Oh science, what can’t you prove? We should probably be studying cancer or something, but some people are studying dance moves and what they mean for your personality. See if any of the findings relate to you and your stylings.

Extroverts move around the most, with big head and arm movements

Neurotic people do the “shuffle,” jerking their hands and feet

Agreeable people are “smoother” dancers who move side to side

Open-minded people bob up and down

Conscientious people move about the dance floor the most

A lot of this depended on the type of music played. For example, rock music naturally inspired headbanging and Latin music made everyone more confident. Extroverts and neurotics loved rock while open-minded dancers loved techno. Still, the study found a strong correlation between personality types and dancing styles.

I mean, that makes sense to me, though what do “normal people” do. Or is that the “agreeable” people category? I’m neurotic to a point, but I don’t do the shuffle. A missing category is “whore” best known for touching the ground with their hands frequently while dancing.

I think it’s time to start showing some more unknown girls don’t you think?  I’m getting annoyed with all the models and just plain old hot chicks.  It’s time to start sharing the types of girls guys on campus see and say “holy shit, did you see that girl?”

I would say that Valencia has got itself a girl in the name of Johanna.  I know nothing about this girl other than that fact that she posed for this picture and she is exactly what her shirt says, “trouble.”

Can you even imagine a night out with this girl?  In about 5 seconds I would become her slave and have no life.  None.  And not even care.

More of Johanna after the jump….

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Alright so this seems stupid initially but I was actually pretty pumped to hear my official ninja name out loud using this formula. I won’t say what my real one is, lest I give away my secret identity here, but for my user name here I’d be “Zumototofu Na” which is less cool than my actual one. Alright, you can hear it, “Nokadota.” That’s the first part at least.

Feel free to share yours in the comments, as I’m curious to see what other first name combinations sound cool.

Other countries sometimes have sports that I wish we would adopt here, namely this one Sepak Takraw which looks like soccer volleyball to me. See, I was always good at juggling the ball in soccer, not so much shooting or dribbling, but unfortunately my skill wasn’t terribly useful in the game. I actually find myself out of instinct diving to kick the ball in actual volleyball sometimes, which earns me odd stares but when it works its totally awesome. Even if that is a very rare occurrence.

As November continues to drone on I continue to think about hot girls in costumes.   Sue me.  The great thing about sororities is that they don’t need some dumb holiday to get all slutted out and ready for the party.    They just need an excuse.

No better an excuse than throwing some kind of theme party.  Whether it’s lingerie or pimps ‘n hoes, it doesn’t matter.  As long as the ladies know it’s their time to shine then all the better.

Check out these sorority costume girls after the jump….

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