Click on the photo for more of Sofia Zamolo

Sofia is a 26-year-old model from Argentina.  Do you really want more info that that?  She’s a 10 and that’s about all the strength I have for now.  Other than that I’ll be killing myself in the next twenty minutes.  Thanks.

More suicide worthy girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

We’ve all been there.  And when we look back we all laugh.   The great thing about school photos is that all of has have had those awkward ones where our hair is messy or we look really outdated.

Whatever the case, I have collected 30 such pictures that should make everyone smile.

Enjoy…..

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OMG, did u kno u can txt 911 if ur in an mrgncy? Its totes tru!

“Today’s 911 system [launched in 1968] doesn’t support the communication tools of tomorrow,” FCC chairman Julius Genachowski said in a statement. “We primarily use our phones to text, [but] right now, you can’t text 911. It’s time [for] the digital age.”

The proposed “Next Generation 911″ would allow emergency call centers to receive text messages and use mobile photo or video for information about the situation in progress.

The FCC also wants to introduce automatic reports coming from medical devices, car electronics, security cameras and more.

“Hey police ppls, tehres sum1 in my house nd its not kewl so plz cum ovr and kill thm. k thx bye.”

Her name is Briana Barela.   She’s worked as a Hooter’s Girl, Promotional model, and Bikini model in San Antonio, TX, and she can occasionally travel if expenses are paid.  Please contact her with details of compensation, type of shoot, etc.

Well my contact info would be as follows.  Just keep doing what you’re doing Briana.  An occasional nude shoot would help but other than that I can’t ask for much more.  I love you.

More of Briana after the jump….

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The reason there’s a question mark in this title is because I’m never quite sure if I’m using that word correctly. Hey, I’m a blogger, not an english major alright? I think it applies here though.

I worked at Abercrombie, and let me tell you, they don’t make anything that will comfortably fit that dude. Maybe he bought a hat or cologne or something, that would make more sense.

Thankfully I left before my official job title was changed to “model.” They do that so they’re allowed to discriminate based on looks.

How do you feed an eight year old so they’re over 400 lbs? You are a crazy person, that’s how. But thankfully, child protective services took this idiot’s kid away and forced her to lose weight to not die at a fat camp.

Jessica lost 300 pounds WITHOUT surgery, but still struggles with a clear addiction to food, lying in her bed, yelling about peanut  butter and such.

Thank god for the internet, because in ye olden days this girl would probably have had a normal life after slimming down, but now we have news reports like this online forever! Hooray!

So far I’ve been enjoying the NBA this season.   It’s nice to just sit back and watch the game without worrying about a fantasy team.  I can just relax and focus on rooting for the Knicks and against Lebron James.  And of course I will be watching the cheerleaders closely.

Notice how athletic these girls really are?  When you think about it I’m sure there’s a hell of a lot more these girls can do than just dance all sexy like for us (though that’s kind of awesome too).

Sometimes during halftime or at charity events these girls show their dunking side….

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It’s hard to believe that just 20 short years ago we were living without the internet.  I mean it existed but certainly not to the extent that it does today.  I can still remember the year 1993 and loading my first porn page.  It took like 5 minutes and it was magical.  Hell, loading any page was magical.

I also remember AOL chat rooms.  Remember that?  Hahahaha.  Those were amazing.  Think about how far we’ve come since then.  But it isn’t just the internet that we’ve grown so accustomed to.

Here are five things I can’t believe we lived without less than 30 years ago….

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Click on the photo for Five Lame Demonic possessions

Rumor has it the very notion of an exorcism was all but forgotten by the early 1970’s. The Church had abandoned it in every civilized corner of the globe and most people were only passingly familiar with the term at all.

Are you familiar with Uncoached’s Facebook Page?

The Wash

Red shirt guy asks the nerdiest question ever – [Buzzfeed]

A typical Wikipedia research project – [Cracked]

The most notable top earning dead celebrities – [Ego TV]

One of my favorite sports sites online – [Sportsnet]

When you need a celebrity break – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Awesome SNL Digital short with Rihanna – [The DW]

Everybody is entitled to their own bikini – [Attuworld]

You’ve got to meet the psycho mall walker – [Manofest]

The best soup of the day you could ask for – [Nedhardy]

Are you giving her the action she wants? – [Askmen]

The world’s youngest Elvis impersonator – [Celebuzz]

749 Nintendo games in fifteen minutes is awesome – [Sublime Blog]

The seven stupidestn self defense systems – [Guyism]

How can you not be in love with Dana Hamm? – [Heyman Hustle]

Just a run of the mill bikini gallery – [Don Chavez]

The ugliness of duckfaces – [Izismile]