The Toronto Argonauts and Montreal Alouettes play a game of kick ball in and out of the end-zone on the final play of the game. The Als miss a field goal and the Argos kick it out. The ball goes right back to Montreal kicker Duval who kicks it back into the end-zone. A few scrambles later, Montreal recovers for the touchdown.

I couldn’t stop laughing every time the announcers said “out.”

This is why I always find that politics is a load of crap.  These are some of the most messed up, sordid people in the world and they’re the ones running it?  Seems about right.

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Ah yes, it’s Friday and I’m finally giving you a fun picture to send you off into the night prowling the ladies.  Will you land a girl or even girls like this?  Chances are likely not but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t be motivated to try.  Best of luck.

No luck needed at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I think I’ve went through this a bunch of times already but it’s worth mentioning again.  Weddings really aren’t all that fun for the people who actually get married.  Sure you can take pictures like this and look like a jackass but in reality you’re stuck talking to people at their tables the whole time.

I’d much rather be a guest at a wedding.  There are no consequences to getting wasted and acting like an idiot.  Speaking of idiots, here are some fun wedding photos….

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Once in a while a flower grows in the desert.  And once in a blue moon I see a female to put on this site that simply shines above the rest.  I think that female is Francesa Osorio.  I don’t know what it is exactly but there’s something very right about this female.

Could it be that she’s 21?  Possibly.  Could it be that she’s from Texas?  Eh, maybe.   Could it be her rack?  Yup I think we’re getting a little warmer.  Honestly though I think it’s her smile.   It’s tears my heart out.

More of Osorio after the jump…

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It’s usually pretty easy for me to introduce a subject and in this case it’s a little more challenging.  Why?  Because the title is so damned obvious that I don’t really know what to write.

Then again, who cares right?  It’s as simple as this.  Chicks from Germany and chicks from Sweden are really good at doing specialty calendars.

One is of the farm girl genre and the other is of the cow girl genre.  Yay!

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In today’s day and age it’s awfully easy to meet someone.  It doesn’t make relationships any easier but the ways in which we meet people have become so accessible that there really aren’t too many excuses anymore for not being able to date anyone.  I’m not necessarily saying you’re supposed to find the one but I am saying that it’s damned easy to meet people.

However, with ease comes danger.  Nowadays it might be easier to meet someone but it’s sure as hell more dangerous if you ask me.  At least back in the day when you met someone it would take a fair amount of effort.  It’s not like you went online, picked a pretty face, set up a meeting and then got robbed at gunpoint.

But the funny thing is that the core principals of meeting people haven’t necessarily changed, they’ve just been modified….

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Click on the photo for a video about slutty Halloween costumes

As far as I’m concerned Halloween is far from being over.  What I mean is I just can’t get these visions of lovely ladies dressing in very little out of my head.  Can you blame me?  I certainly cannot blame myself.   It stings I say.

More things that sting at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

What did porn stars do on Halloween? – [The Smoking Jacket]

7 “For Dummies” books made just for celebrities – [EgoTV]

Open letter to my high school basketball coach – [Unathletic]

All the celebrity slips you will need – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

An awesome secondhand embarrassment video – [The DW]

This chick love to chew her toenails – [Attuworld]

My favorite new sources for all things sport – [Sportsnet]

Bill Murray as you’ve never seen him before – [Nedhardy]

The 8 most influential TV sitcoms – [Guyism]

Zack Galifianakis smokes pot on live TV – [Cityrag]

The future is now in USB Glory holes – [Sublime Blog]

The 25 hottest women born in November – [Brobible]

Carolina is the latest featured model – [Bullz-Eye]

20 politicians grabbing imaginary boobs – [Manofest]

The world’s hottest international sports fans – [Bleacherreport]

A bunch of hot chicks with ugly dudes – [Don Chavez]

Hilarious Dexter mashups and edits – [Forkparty]

A look at horror movies by the numbers – [Icanhasinternets]

Hey folks.  Just to let you know we’re doing this post and this post only today.  Sorry but I’m in the middle of eating some serious turkey right now and am about to fall asleep.

We shall resume normal posting tomorrow so no worries.

In the meantime, if you are bored, check out some lovely ladies to be thankful for after the jump…

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