I didn’t expect the most entertaining video I watched this week to be about farm animals, but here we are. This video showcases how chickens can magically keep their head in exactly the same point in space, no matter what their bodies are doing.

I’m told via a surprisingly informative YouTube comment that this is because the have a huge cerebellum which regulates balance, but I’m not sure why chicken’s specifically need to have this ability in day to day life. Any farmers out there have any ideas?

I’ve discussed this before and I’ll probably be discussing it for the rest of my life.  How amazing is college?  I mean seriously.  What the hell?  I guess I’m in one of those nostalgic moods today but come on.  How often do you ever see a female in a picture like this?  Clearly it’s when she’s in college.

I’m starting to get very upset right now because I’m sitting here typing this and not running out to get beer for the party that will take place later.  Oh yeah that’s right!  I’m stuck here in an office on Long Island doing nothing.  Absolutely nothing.

I hate myself.  But I do love these chicks….

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I have to say that as I’ve gotten older I’m quite happy in my own skin.  However, that doesn’t mean there are times I wish I were in someone else’s shoes.   I mean there are tons of people out there who lead great lives, have great ability, and possess many things that I desire to have.  Unfortunately I’ll never have most of these things which is why it would be awesome to trade places with these people, if only for a day.

This list is always evolving but if I had to choose six people to be today, these would be my selections….

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Click on the photo for an awesome Arianny Celeste Video

As you all know Arianny Celeste finally appeared in Playboy.  No I’m not sharing any naked stuff but you’ll want to see the video I linked to up top.  It’s quite enjoyable.  My day is ruined.

More day ruiners at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Six books everyone got wrong (even your teacher) – [Cracked]

The sexiest psycho girlfriends in internet history – [Ranker]

Modern beer can and bottle innovations – [Brobible]

When you need a celebrity fix go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The insufferable child of the day video – [The DW]

Apple should have never banned this app – [Regretfulmorning]

Did you know that Elvira is not a witch? – [Attuworld]

The worst business names you can imagine – [Nedhardy]

Kristen Stewart has a foul mouth sometimes – [Celebbuzz]

Britney Spears is just like Ducky – [Cityrag]

A tribute to the Neverending Story Falcor – [Gunaxin]

Heidi Klum looked hot on Conan’s old show – [Don Chavez]

Men’s restroom etiquette visual guide – [Icanhasinternets]

Now this is a very strange cross dresser – [Izismile]

How to tell if you’ve been cheated on – [Holytaco]

Whoa re the ten biggest potheads in baseball? – [COED Magazine]

Thirty loveable animals waving hello – [Top Cultured]

Who is the lucky lady of the day? – [Extra Mustard]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Usually we end the week with a hotties in the wild featured photo.  But I felt like commencing the week with one.  Perhaps this is motivation for you guys to go out there, work hard, and make money so you can show these girls a good time.  Whee!

More good times at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I’ve written stuff about car races before and I’m here to tell you that going to a live car race is really cool for about ten minutes.  After that time period you’re pretty much annoyed at how loud it is.  However, what they don’t tell you is how fun it is the night before and how awesome it can be during a race if it isn’t that loud.

One place in particular is the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.  The infield there is so damned big that you have no clue a race is even going on.  Just ask these folks who participated in the Brickyard Beach Bash.

Thing must have been awesome.  Pics after the jump…

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Vampires are scary. Sex offenders are scary. But combine the two? And you have this dude, the scariest sex offender in history. Yes, those are REAL fangs that he had implanted into his jaw, and he sleeps in a coffin and drives a hearse. He’s really going all out. Might want to change his shirt though.

You would think so, but U.S. Marshals say this isn’t a Halloween costume. The fangs are dental implants — Gray sleeps in a coffin and drives a hearse.

Deputy Mike Mahorniak has seen the worst of the worst, but says this is a new one.

Gray’s arrest is part of Operation Safe Treat, which targets sex offenders in Arizona who failed to register, along with fugitives wanted for crimes against children.

“Yeah kids, it’s totally just a costume, come on inside for your candy! Now BWAAAA! BLOOD DRINKIN’ TIME!”

Unfortunately there’s very little to be found on Gabrielle Vidal.  I know that she’s appeared in Playboy a few times.  And I know that I saw some sexy video of her where she mentions that she’s from Texas and that she likes to play the “bad girl” sometimes.  I don’t have a problem with this. Do you have a problem with this?

Sounds good to me.  Other than that I can say that her body make me quiver a little bit.

More of Gabrielle after the jump…

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I’ve heard about steroid abused causing some body builders to blow up completely out of control in ways that do in fact look like photoshop jobs when they’re really not. But I have to draw the line here. Can this picture possibly be for real?

The other guys are sufficiently jacked enough to be action figureds, but this guy looks like 600 pounds of pure muscle, and would be the Incredible Hulk if he could only put his arms down. How would those little tiny ankles support that much weight? Craziness.