Ah yes, it all makes sense now!

But seriously, after 20 episodes of Jersey Shore, I still don’t understand Ed Hardy. Do people actually think these shirts look good, or are they really just following a trend in an Emperor’s New Clothes type deal, where its all just assumed they look cool so no one says they look freaking terrible.

If a shirt glitters, I just cannot justifying the purchase. Looking at you Express. Don’t start jumping on that bandwagon.

You know, I just watched a two minute infomercial for pajama jeans, and I can’t tell if they’re absolutely moronic, or the next big thing. I can understand the appeal of wanting it to look like you’re wearing jeans while feeling the comfort of sweatpants, but doesn’t the effect only work if you’re like over 20 feet away or in a blurry YouTube video? Any closer and I think the reaction would be, “uh are you wearing PAJAMA JEANS?” and they would be promptly thrown out upon getting home. Girls jeans are pretty damn tight though, so I do understand the appeal.

Will this catch on?

In general I can’t stand watching sports with a female.  It’s simply annoying.  You’ve got your girls who think they know about sports but don’t.  That sucks.  Then there’s the ones who know nothing and talk about players being cute.  Those suck.  Then there’s those chicks who actually do know about sports and it weirds you out.  That sucks just as well.

Know what doesn’t suck though?  Chicks who wear sporty clothes.   I think it’s sexy to see certain ladies in jerseys and hats supporting their favorite teams.

I especially enjoy when hot celebrities do this…..

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Everyone always points to their youth as a time where they could eat whatever they wanted whenever they wanted.  But when you really think about it, when you’re much younger your diet is somewhat dictated by your family.  And as an adult you realize that you’re getting older and have to watch yourself.

But in college?  That’s the first time where you have the freedom to eat whatever the hell you want whenever the hell you want.  And boy do most of us take advantage.

In fact so much so that conventional eating habits fly out the window in college.  Here are five acceptable eating habits in college….

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Click on the photo for hot girls wearing jerseys

I admit that I am very male when it comes to sports.  What I mean is that I’m not 100% a fan of when females pretend to like sports or even talk about sports.  That doesn’t mean I don’t like when they wear sports jerseys though.  That much I do like.  A lot.

More things I like at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

Six death-defying stunts that are easy to do – [Cracked]

The badass business card of the day – [The DW]

A day in the life of a Phoenix Suns dancer – [Unathletic]

When you need celebrity upskirts – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW ads)

This is the “rent is too damn high” party – [Totally Crap]

Infomercial products that will ruin your life – [Attuworld]

Common workplace words that should be banned – [Gunaxin]

A sheriff candidate winds up in jail – [Pedal to the Metal]

Ron Artest has had plenty of moments to list – [Ranker]

Hot girls contribute to cheating in beer pong – [Oncampusdrama]

A picture overload of hottie Arianny Celeste – [Cavemancircus]

Music videos that you’ll have to see more than once – [Nedhardy]

Awesome photos of former WWE diva Torrie Wilson – [Heyman Hustle]

Check out the hundred hottest women in sports – [Bleacherreport]

This is what they call the Justin Bieber puppy – [Cityrag]

And this is what they call the office scorpion – [Icanhasinternets]

The evolution of a geek – [Topcultured]

Anna Kournikova welcomes you to the leg show – [Don Chavez]

Click on the photo for more of Erica Ocampo

Erica Ocampo is an actress/model, and definitely one of the hotter ladies of the week. She also lives with her surfer boyfriend Warren Metcalfe in Bali, where she happened to do her Miss May photoshoot earlier this year. Yay!

We don’t do photoshoots at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Honestly I’ve seen lots of videos and pictures entitled “Worst Job Ever” but I’m gonna go ahead and say that this one by far takes the cake.  In fact I can’t even write anymore on this subject.

I’m pretty sure I just puked in my mouth.  I don’t care how much “science” it really is.  How in the world can you do this for a living?

Pics after the jump…

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It’s one of those stories that writes itself, a kid wearing what I believe to be the STUPIDEST store bought costume you can buy was arrested for, you guessed it, drunk driving. I guess the 6.9% on his chest wasn’t entirely accurate.

Matthew Nieveen, 19, of Lincoln, was arrested early on Monday for driving under the influence and being a minor in possession of alcohol.

Nieveen drew the attention of patrol officers while driving erratically in his Ford F-150 – a large pick-up truck.

It is not known whether the officers had a mobile breathalysing unit to test Nieveen, but they did find the incident ironic enough to include what he was wearing in their report.

The charge sheet read: ‘He was dressed as a PBT [preliminary breath testing] alcohol sensor and had been attending a Halloween party prior to the stop.

“Brain Damage” indeed, and I wish there was a video of him taking the actual breathalyser test while wearing that thing. At least they were nice enough to black out his face, I don’t know if I would have been so kind.

Cristina Brondo appeared in last month’s FHM Spain, so without even seeing the photos I’m sure you’re aware that she’s kind of decent looking. In terms of who she is as a person?  Oh right, that.  Eh, who cares?  Seriously though I think she’s a model and actress.

I’m not sure she’s really as hot as these pictures but does that matter in the least bit?  Certainly not.  It hasn’t stopped me before and it will not stop me now.

More of Cristina after the jump…

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