Reading is fundamental.  It can also be sexy.  I’ll bet you didn’t know that!  You see that’s some of the stuff they don’t teach you in grade school.  While you’re huffing and puffing away at your vowels and pronunciation the motivation to read simply isn’t there.  But as a male (or lesbian) growing up I tell you if I saw these pictures I’d be much more motivated to learn how to read properly.

Just when you think there aren’t anymore fetishes out there of course there are.

Check out sexy readers after the jump….

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As children we tend to stare at just about anything that seems new to us.  So when we’re told not to stare it definitely sucks but it provides a foundation for us to become “normal” people who understand rights and wrongs of society.

But despite what we learn, there are some things we refuse to pay attention to even into adulthood.   And when it come to things we stare at there are five particular things I think we’re taught not to look at but probably still do to this day….

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Click on the photo for a video of Bar Refaeli’s bikini shoot

Can you imagine what it must be like to be one of the crew shooting this woman in a bikini?  Can you imagine getting paid to do this?  Personally I think it would be way too painful to bear.   I simply wouldn’t be able to contain myself.  What a woman.

Watch me contain myself at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

A chart on why Ghosts are not scary – [Cracked]

Six Flags has kick ass roller coasters for 2011 – [Doubleviking]

A great collection of cheerleader fails – [Unathletic]

Celebrities sporting much cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Seven ways you can actually get your girl off – [Guyism]

Billboards that are improved with Graffiti – [Attuworld]

Candy is an adorable tattooed babe – [Regretfulmorning]

Not so historic moments in the life of NFL Penis – [Gunaxin]

Zack Galifianakis gets “two ferned” – [Sublime Blog]

Fat dude in a diaper steams some Doritos – [Totally Crap]

The greatest sports video games of all time – [Bleacherreport]

What the hell did you just say? – [The DW]

An official graph on how to pimp the ladies – [Icanhasinternets]

Things made from recycled water bottles – [Holytaco]

You have officially been warned – [Topcultured]

[Cityrag]

[Bullz-Eye]

[The Chive]

Click on the photo for more kick ass candy girls

What do you get when you combine a bunch of smokin’ hot chicks with tons of delicious candy? The sweetest thing imaginable!  Haha, how do you like that play on words?  Honestly I don’t care.  I just like the sweetness.

More sweetness at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Usually when I think of body painting I think of sexy models who have body paint jerseys and stuff like that.  You know, kind of like all the models for Sports Illustrated or something of that nature.  However,  body painting is much more “cultural” than that.  Take South Korea for example.

They have an entire festival called the Daegu International Bodypainting Festival. It tkaes place in Daegu, South Korea during the month of August.

Check out the pics after the jump…

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Yes, this is actually a real place called the Heart Attack Grill which has food that is so bad for you, death is part of its tagline. But how to advertise this shrine to gluttony? Not content with dressing up its waitresses like nurses in case you die (though I doubt they could help), they’ve recently hired a 600 lb man to be their spokesman.

Blair River stands 6 feet 8 inches tall and weighs about 600 pounds. His weight and his enthusiasm for the food at Chandler’s Heart Attack Grill have won him a $100-an-hour modeling contract.

This week he shot a YouTube video commercial to promote the grill, which invites anyone over 350 pounds to eat for free.

The Heart Attack Grill, at 6185 W. Chandler Blvd. near Kyrene Road, has a medical theme. Waitresses are dressed in skimpy nurses’ uniforms. Customers, called patients, wear hospital gowns over their clothes. The menu features no diet drinks and high-calorie food called such memorable names as Double Bypass Burger. Fries are cooked in lard.

The restaurant is owned by former nutritionist Jon Basso, who ran a chain of seven Jenny Craig weight-loss centers in Oklahoma.

Wow, so many things to comment on there. First, the guy who owns this place used to run Jenny Craig centers? Awesome. Talk about falling off the wagon. And second, if you’re over 350 pound, you eat for free? How the hell do they stay in business?

I feel like it’s somehow very, very immoral that this place exists.

It’s very rare that I’ll have a full sized picture of a female as the lead picture.  What I mean is, I don’t like taking up too much space on the page.  Not only that, I rarely post a female in just clothing.  There’s usually something revealing going on to entice you to look at the pictures.

But not today.  Today, Stephanie Levine graces us with her presence.  And not only is her face fantastic enough to be up here but her body is equally as good.  I didn’t think it was possible with this girl, but it is.

She’s definitely one of my favorites…

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I post a lot of funny pictures on this site, but admittedly very few that make me actually laugh out loud. This is one of those time, as it was uncontrollable when I first saw this.

I’ve seen the “girls at prom” jumping pictures where the large girl is left on the ground, but this is way better than that. I’m not quite sure what went wrong here, but it ended up being one of those “perfect moment” pictures.

This is a rather trippy video that shows what English sounds like to other countries. Well, at least Italy. A while back, some Italian performances made up this English jibberish song as their best approximation of what we sound like over here.

Still not making sense? Try to speak Chinese, or Russian, or Italian when you don’t know how to actually do it. You get the general sounds right, but you probably only know one or two actual words, if that. That’s what they’re doing here in this video, and it’s pretty cool and strange to hear.