Ever since I got wind of Oktoberfest years back I’ve always wanted to go visit Germany.    Granted I’ve had a love for that country that stands for more years than simply remembering a beer drinking holiday.  I think my love for this region began when I realized that these folks do some seriously insane porn movies.

I mean have you seen some of the stuff they do over there?  It’s a little intense.   Naturally this leads me to believe that all German women are as free and crazy as their porn stars.  Hell if they’re one quarter as crazy then I think we’re golden.

Speaking of hot Germans, I gathered a whole bunch of famous ones (whose names I won’t even dive into) that you must take a look at.  I’ve named my favorites after the jump….

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Who is that guy?

So it’s time for me to share the life of a full time blogger and site owner.  The reason I say site owner is because most people that do rants and warnings about being a full time blogger don’t really know the half of it.  They work full time for a site but don’t in fact own the site.    Owning a site is an entirely different ballgame.

Can it be done?  Of course.  Is it for everyone?  Not even close.  I began doing this full time (working for myself)  about 3 years ago and it’s been one hell of a ride.  I still feel like I have a very very long way to go but at this point I think I have a sense of what I’m doing.

I’ll do my best to give  all of you a glimpse of what I do on a daily basis and this may help.  This is also assuming most of you have a basic knowledge of how to operate a website….

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Click on the photo for six depraved sexual fetishes

Bizarre sexual fetishes are a staple of the human psyche–most everyone has them, and with the arrival of Internet porn, all the walls came crumbling down.  And that’s obviously a good thing no?

More good things at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

When celebrities embrace a few extra hundred pounds – [EgoTV]

April Summers is the hottest chick of the week – [The Smoking Jacket]

Cheerleaders wearing pink look hot – [Unathletic]

When you need a celebrity slip – [Taxidrivemovie] (NSFW Ads]

Check out the funny Easter egg of the day – [The DW]

Now this is an awesome infographic – [Attuworld]

Crocodile kills 19 passengers on a plane – [Pedal to the Metal]

Girl gets wrecked in a mosh pit – [Regretfulmorning]

When Aurora comes into view – [Cityrag]

Milena Toscano is a site to look at – [Brobible]

Chicks that might be your girlfriend – [Cavemancircus]

The WTF Japanese video of the day – [Nedhardy]

Jenna Jameson gets outshined at a premiere – [Heyman Hustle]

Who are the 100 hottest women in sports? – [Bleacherreport]

Girl pukes while riding a roller coaster – [Oncampusdrama]

Christina Marie G is hot sexy mama – [Flisted]

A look into Lady Gaga’s future – [Holytaco]

Kristen Davis was chilling in Hawaii – [Don Chavez]

Click on the photo to see a teacher too hot for school

Do you guys remember that story from a little while back about that 28 year old beauty queen of a teacher who got kicked out because she was too attractive?  Well how about some sexy personal photos of her?  Whee!

More sexy personal pics at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I don’t know about the rest of you dudes out there but I happen to love cooking.   I’m not the best cook in the world but I certainly have my moments and some dishes that kick ass.   Speaking of dishes that kick ass I can make a mean meat loaf if I do say so myself.

Then again, I’m pretty tempted to make this “meat cake” I am looking at.

Although it may not sound too appetizing, it actually looks rather tasty.  It is made from some sort of ground meat, iced with mashed potatoes, and frosted with ketchup.  Basically it is a meatloaf dinner all in one cake.

Check out the pics below….

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Look people, the recession is over, we’re in recovery now so there’s no need to go around doing despicable dick-ish stuff like this and making me write articles about it. Seriously. What happened this time?

A Crestview woman was arrested recently after city police determined she had slipped an acquaintances granddaughter’s Barbie Power Wheel Jeep into her car, on the advise of her boyfriend.

The boyfriend then sold the little girl’s toy, valued at $75, for $20, according to a Crestview police report.

Notified of the theft by an in-law, the victim offered to not go to the police if the thief would return the Barbie Power Wheel Jeep within 24 hours.

OK, let me just say that the Power Wheel Mustang seen above is AWESOME and I totally want one for my kid when she choses to exist, and secondly these two people are most definitely going straight to hell.

Unfortunately I don’t know much about Melany Denyse.  I mean I know that her last name is kind of like a first name.  But what I’d like to point out is that she just seems “real.”  Sure he’s got make up on and I’m sure there’s photoshop going on.

However, there’s a quality to her.  I think it’s because she’s kind of tall and looks “hippy” but in a good way.  I don’t know.  It’s just a quality and I like it a lot.  Playboy, how do you ever find the time?

More pics after the jump…..

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Um, can someone please explain what the hell is going on here to me? I know in Africa, boys will run up to you and try to sell you stuff, but what exactly is this kid trying to push? It looks like a Facehugger from Alien, which in that case WOULD be worth $12, but seriously, what is this thing, it’s freaking me out. And more importantly, why would I want to buy it?

You know what? Whatever, take $10 and I’ll figure it out later.

There’s something subtly off-putting about this video which features a larger, older man getting wet in a variety of circumstances while fully clothed. Has society so jaded me where I can’t see this as simple harmless fun, and I must automatically assume it’s some sort of strange fetish? What have you done to me internet?

In either case, this is pretty damn funny, especially when set to that music, and I hope this turns into a series where he crashes fancy pools all over the world.