The reason I used the word “legitimately” is because I am of the opinion that the majority of real freckle girls aren’t all that attractive.   And by “real” freckle girls I mean the kinds that don’t just have them on their face but those that have freckles all over their bodies.  It’s not that the freckles are so bad.  It’s that most chicks with freckles don’t wind up being attractive.

Hell I could be wrong here but I think I might be on to something.   So anyway, doing a legitimate hot girl freckle search isn’t all that easy but I did manage to find 20 pictures that worked out quite well.

Check out these 20 hot freckled girls after the jump…..

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The weather is getting colder folks.   It sucks.  I don’t care which way you cut it.  Winter is on its way and I am not a happy camper.   Sure I like the leaves changing in fall.   I don’t mind the temperature being in the 50s.  It’s cute for a while.

But once we start hitting the 40′s, 30′s, and down on into the teens I’m gonna be one pissed off monkey.  Speaking of pissed off.

Here are 10 random crappy things about cold weather…..

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Click on the photo for more hot girls wearing jerseys

If anyone is going to find hot sports girls it’s clearly Maxim.   This is nothing new.  It’s nothing surprising.  But it’s something that all of you will most certainly enjoy.  It’s just hot girls wearing jerseys.   That’s all.

More hot girls doing stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

Sexy Halloween costumes that shouldn’t exist – [Cracked]

The animated GIF of the day – [The DW]

SI swimsuit model gets taken out by a big wave – [Unathletic]

It’s all about the celebrity slippage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Great ways to spoil a photo part nine – [Izismile]

Now this is one funny as hell marathon finish – [Attuworld]

Every girl who doesn’t want a serious relationship – [Regretfulmorning]

When Aurora comes into view it’s great photography – [Cityrag]

Self defense to get you out of sticky situations – [Cavemancircus]

Drunk girl does a face plant in the kitchen – [Oncampusdrama]

The best white trash moments from COPS – [Nedhardy]

One of the coolest bike tricks ever – [Sublime Blog]

By far my favorite BMW picture – [Pedal to the Metal]

When legend meets history anything can happen – [Heyman Hustle]

The top fifty pregame pump up songs – [Bleacherreport]

Rosie Jones is easily one of the hottest Buxom Brits – [Gunaxin]

Funniest hot sauce names of all time – [Manofest]

The unemployed stuff to do list – [Icanhasinternets]

Click on the photo for more of NYC Hottie Jane

I don’t know about you but a local girl like this dressing up in a police outfit is just what I need to get me over the hump today.  Just two more days before the weekend and yet one more shot at landing a chick like this.  Good luck dudes.

More luck is explored at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I wouldn’t consider myself the most conventional guy in the world but a the same time I think there are certain times and places to be a little out of the ordinary.  A wedding to me, isn’t one of those places.   Personally I think a wedding is where you play it safe.   Don’t get me wrong.  You can throw in a weird dance here and there and get wild.  I just don’t think it should be a mockery.

And when seeing some of these photos of cakes at weddings?  I’m not sure how serious I would think these weddings are.  Eh, who knows.  You be the judge.

Check out some WTF wedding cakes after the jump….

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You think of the Netherlands being liberal about stuff like weed, but Dutch police are trying a new tactic to curb the growth of the plant, one that is so ridiculous it’s worth writing about.

In a novel bid to combat illegal cannabis cultivation, Dutch authorities start handing out 30,000 scratch ‘n’ sniff cards with a marijuana scent so citizens can tell if their neighbours are growing something they shouldn’t.

“Citizens must be alerted to the dangers they face as a result of these plantations, and if they become aware of any suspect situations they must report them,” Arnie Loos, spokesman for a government-appointed working group on cannabis cultivation, said in the port city of Rotterdam.

Seriously, you think people don’t know what weed smells like in the Netherlands? And they’d actually call the cops if they smelled it? Weed is technically illegal there, but its decriminalized and you’re allowed to grow no more than five plants for “personal use.”

Doesn’t she just look so sweet?  Don’t you just love it?  Hell that’s what I love about Ashlynn Brooke.  And it gets better once you find out that the girl is a porn star.  Yup.  Well I’m not sure about “star” quite yet but if she’s not on your radar then I hope that the girl is now.

Never have I seen such a “girl next door” type in all my life.  Not to mention she looks all natural.   She’s a 34C and she did in fact get augmentation surgery but it’s definitely tough to tell.  Eh, whatever.  She’s awesome.

More pics after the jump….

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You know, I know I should make some snide comments about this being dirty, but I have to say, this genuinely looks like a ton of fun. I would LOVE to take a bath in cheeseburgers, not because I’m some huge fatty, but just because how often can you say that you took a BATH in CHEESEBURGERS? Yes, I would prefer there not to be another naked dude there with me, but sometimes life doesn’t always work out how you plan it, you know?

If this was some sort of themed party, I’d really like to see pictures from the rest of the night.

Behold, the rarely seen first ever commercial for McDonald’s, and the first appearance of Ronald McDonald who it’s hard to believe is actually 10x creepier then than he is now. For some reason, they thought it would be a good idea for him to have an entire tray of food on his head, and if I saw this ad I would be seriously worried he would show up to my house at night while I was sleeping.

I will credit them for not having inflated imagery of their food like every damn fast food chain does now. It actually looks how it looks when you get it. Shitty and flat. But it tastes OK though.