I rarely if ever post a demotivational poster anymore.  I feel like it may have been some kind of a fad.   Don’t get me wrong.   If they are done right then I enjoy them thoroughly.  And if there’s a kind of poster that you really can’t get wrong?  It’s using one that involves an attractive female.

It’s quite simple really.  Oh yeah.  Also, to all you bloggers out there who are struggling to find material?  Just grab 20 of these photos and you’re well on your way.

Enjoy sexy motivational posters after the jump….

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If there’s one time in my life I miss more than most it’s definitely elementary school.  Before I became a complete loser in middle and high school I had my glory years a little too early.  It was in elementary school that I kicked ass in sports, got all the ladies, and didn’t really have to try at anything.

I think I somewhat returned to form in college but I’d like to forget the ages of 12-18 if that’s possible.  One thing I truly miss about being in the 1st through 6th grades?  Field trips.

Man those were awesome.  The whole class basically taking a vacation day and it counted as school!  Here are 5 that I’m sure most of you went on also….

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Click on the photo for more of April Summers

This English beauty started in fashion (CXLondon.com, 2007), did a stint in fetish (LATExotica.com, 2008), ended up on Sky TV and from there did shoots for Zoo, Fast Car and Hidden Treasures magazines.  Ummmm, fetish?

More of my fetishes at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

A Chart to tell you if you’re an action movie bad guy – [Cracked]

Even coming out of the gym Ashley Green is hot – [Celebuzz]

Animals enjoy doing funny things – [Izismile]

When you need a celebrity kick in the ass – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Nothing wrong with liking Bam Margera’s wife – [Unathletic]

Can you spot the difference in these photos? – [Attuworld]

Awesome football catches and dives photos – [EgoTV]

Meanwhile, in Texas (photo) – [The DW]

Check out this sexy compilation of legs – [Cityrag]

How can you possibly say no to this? – [Askmen]

The top ten awesome He-Man toys – [Gunaxin]

OK Walmart, what exactly are you saying here? – [Regretfulmorning]

Your WTF Japanese video of the day – [Nedhardy]

College girls who dressed up on Halloween – [Oncampusdrama]

The 20 coolest sports themed pumpkins – [Bleacherreport]

Check out the latest featured model of the week – [Bullz-Eye]

Brooke Hogan looking decent in a bikini – [Flisted]

This is some motivation to lose weight – [Topcultured]

Click on the photo for more of Candice Swanepoel

If Victoria’s Secret were to go bust tomorrow we would all say “At least we still have the pictures.”  The latest to come from them are these galleries with holiday season goodies worn by Candice Swanepoel.  Whee!

More goodies at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

This is a photo of Marseilles, France.  It seems that at one point,  the city garbage men were on strike and this ended up being the result. Apparently, they were trying to force the President to raise the retirement age to 62.   Something tells me El Prez isn’t having a problem getting his garbage removed from his home.

However for the people of Marseilles, they had to live in a “garbage city” during the strike.  Pretty gross.

Pics after the jump…..

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There are a few cool things about being homeless, like being able to do crazy shit like this without repercussions. Wait, there are repercussions? Damn, alright being homeless is lame after all.

A transient who stole a Missoula meter-reader scooter and took it on a brief joyride before crashing it into a parked car has been sentenced to a year under the supervision of the Department of Corrections. District Judge Dusty Deschamps sentenced 43-year-old Carey Sterling on Tuesday. However, he ordered her to remain jailed until she can pay $500 in restitution and $240 in court costs.

Let’s be real, who hasn’t wanted to steal one of those little cars before? Problem is, you can’t exactly make a quick getaway as you could probably run faster than those things move. I hope her next move when she gets out is to steal a police horse and crash it into a parked car.

When a female introduces herself and says “Meow” in the first sentence you have to assume that she’s a naughty girl.  And that’s exactly what Yami Cruz did.   Well not in person but on her model profile.  Whatever, close enough.

And did you know that Yami is a member of an adult kickball league?  If by adult you mean orgies after every single game then please sign me up.  Otherwise I’ll just dream about it.

More of Yami after the jump…..

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Here’s a picture of Verne Troyer (aka Mini-Me) looking as gangster as you can look when being two feet tall. I’m not sure why he has a giant stack of cash sitting on the door of a Lamborghini, but he certainly seems excited about it.

Did he really make all that much money from two Austin Powers movies? I know he’s been in other stuff too, but I doubt The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus was a huge payday for him.

Keenan Cahill has recently gotten a bit internet famous for his videos that have him lip syncing to various songs, Katy Perry being some of my favorite of his selections to date. He’s little and odd looking, which makes the videos funny, but he’s a good sport and has actually attracted a celebrity following.

One celeb in particular likes him so much, that he decided to be part of his latest video, making for one of the cooler things I’ve seen on the internet recently. Props to you, mystery celeb, for making this kid’s life.