That people actually make money out there teaching grown men how to get laid is beyond me.  By no means am I saying it’s the easiest thing in the world to have a sexual encounter that you are responsible for.  But I am saying that men should have a little more pride and common knowledge than to spend their good hard earned money for this information.

Especially when there are plenty of realistic ways to get laid that don’t require changing your whole persona, wardrobe, and whatever the hell else these jackals will tell you.

Here are five that I wanted to share.  By no means are these “nice.”  By no means am I suggesting you do this.  I’m saying they are realistic….

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Click on the photo for more of Francesca Frigo

Francesca was born in Venezuela but moved to Florida when she was a teenager and quickly fell in love with the vibrant energy and flashy culture of South Beach.  Oh and yes, she’s extremely attractive.

More attractive things at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

A graph on why apartment hunting sucks – [Cracked]

Retro computer ads with hot chicks in them – [Izismile]

Girl tries to sled in a bikini and fails – [Unathletic]

When you need celebrity cleavage – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The unfortunate juxtaposition of the day – [The DW]

Putting your tax dollars hard at work – [Regretfulmorning]

How else can yo make sure they’re real or not? – [Attuworld]

Camila Alvez looks pretty damned good – [Cityrag]

Five ways to stay fresh below the belt – [Brobible]

Sexy lingerie photos of Chrissie Chau – [DJ Mick]

Funny DVR Movie and TV descriptions – [Manofest]

The real life invisible man – [Nedhardy]

Get a load of the flying Playboy mansion – [Icanhasinternets]

The world’s most sensual MILF – [Heyman Hustle]

Who is the ugliest porn peddler in the land? – [Gunaxin]

RIM has a funny message for Steve Jobs – [Sublime Blog]

Adriana Lima’s Victoria’s Secret holiday pics – [Don Chavez]

Twenty Five awesome iPod parody ads – [Holytaco]

Just wait till you see what this guy’s got up his sleeve (literally)

Oooohhh.  Under Armour gloves!  This guy is a badass.

Click on the photo for more of Samantha Sizemore

Sexy 27-year-old brunette beauty, Samantha Sizemore hails from Birmingham, Alabama. When she’s not working her day job as an accountant, she spends her time modeling.  Isn’t that awesome?  I’d let her crunch my numbers.

More chicks I’d crunch at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Me and the wife have been discussing having kids more and more lately.  And to tell you the truth I think the world needs me as a dad.  It’s not like I’d be the best dad in the world but Jesus, at least I’m not this dumb.

Seriously folks.  What is your problem?  I feel like I might have to post numerous galleries of parenting fails simply because it seems like irresponsible moronic people outweigh sensible and rational ones in this world.

At least in terms of parenting they do….

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Why doesn’t she just use her real name?  Eh whatever.  Her name is Alison Skipper and for those of you who like wrestling she plays some chick named Chelsea on TNA wrestling.  Now that we have that settled I just want to state how much I love how mean she looks.

She’s tall. She’s brunette.  And she definitely has an attitude.  As for real life I have no idea but so what.  Real life never exists on this site so it’s OK.  Well with the chicks it doesn’t.

More of Alison after the jump…

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Maybe she’s sad about her flight being delayed.

Or maybe she’s sad about popping out of the box and finding her new husband-to-be was 400 pounds of pure American gristle.

I’d say both are equally likely scenarios, wouldn’t you?

At least the guy behind them is having a lot of fun.

More and more complaints are pouring in as the TSA ups their security procedures from “invasive” to “sexual assault.” Apparently you can hide weapons anywhere, and though terrorists are smart enough to board incoming plane from countries with less security than ours, we as citizens pay the price.

Well I guess it’s an issue in Japan as well, as this video shows how many women feel when being frisked at the airport now. I’ve never had personal experience with this, but I really do hate the TSA for making me throw away my hair gel. THAT WAS EXPENSIVE DAMNIT!