There are no bones about it.  I completely and utterly miss the 80s.   I’m not sure if it’s because that was when I was growing up and things didn’t matter or if it’s because it just looked like a happier time but I really wish I could have been in my twenties during that decade.

When you look back on it, it just seemed so weird yet “free.”  I mean there were some wacky styles then.  Speaking of wacky styles and trends, there are some that I desperately hope will make their way back into pop culture.

I doubt it’ll happen but you never know.  Here are five that I dearly miss….

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Click on the photo for hot girls in bikinis picking their noses

All of us do it.  Even hot girls.  But there’s something special about a girl in a bikini doing it in slow motion.  Not only in slow motion but to the soothing sounds of classical music.  Trust me, it’s worth watching.

More things worth watching at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Proof that Facebook could be way creepier than thought – [Cracked]

Get your fill of celebrity curves right here – [Celebuzz]

The top five sexy WAGs who got played – [Unathletic]

When you need a fill of female celebs – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

A really hot flexible girl.  What more do you need? – [Izismile]

Some of the best lists you’ll see this week – [Manofest]

Achieving peace through face sitting – [Attuworld]

The most effective way to troll a guy – [Regretfulmorning]

The where are they now video of the day – [The DW]

Five of the best places to hook up at a tailgate – [Brobible]

Redneck burnout gone wrong – [Pedal to the Metal]

Celebrities who are sporting butterfly tattoos – [Cityrag]

Probably not a good idea to try to be like Mario – [Sublime Blog]

Dumb people set off fireworks in bath tub – [Oncampusdrama]

Vlad the impaler and other killer statues – [Gunaxin]

What $500,000 buys you around the world – [Nedhardy]

The Hollywood Charlie media watch – [Heyman Hustle]

Picking up chicks in non pick up situations – [COED Magazine]

Click on the photo for more of Sarah

I figured since it was Monday I was hoping that one of you might have landed a girl like this over the weekend.  If so please email me pictures so that I may go into the bathroom and slit my wrists.  Thanks.

More suicidal thoughts at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

For as long as I’ll live it will always be fun to watch animals.   It’s most fun when they’re doing stuff like us humans do.  But even just watching them do whatever their little animals hearts do is kind of fun.

Sue me.  I’m a sensitive guy.  So I like a cute bunny here and there.  Shoot me.  Thougth I do prefer watching animals hump things or poop.  That part of me will never die.

Here you’ll get a little of everything….

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I know two things about Triana Maida.  She’s Argentinean or Peruvian and her name is Triana Maida.   All I know is that I don’t think I’ve put a Peruvian on this site before.  What the hell else is Peruvian?  Cocaine?  Yeah I think cocaine might be Peruvian.   So much for that.

Then again I’ve also read she’s from Argentina.  Does any of this matter?  No.  On with the pictures.

More of Triana after the jump…

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Are you indecisive to the point where you remain frozen at a vending machine for hours, unsure if your next drink choice could alter the course of your entire life? Well then Japan has something for you!

A new Japanese canned drink vending machine uses facial recognition technology to “recommend” drinks based on the customer’s age and gender — and sales have tripled over those from regular vending machines as a result.

“Recommended” labels will then appear on specific drink products. Suggested products may also change depending on the temperature and time of day.

“If the customer is a man, the machine is likely to recommend a canned coffee drink, since men tend to prefer these. If the customer is in their 50s, though, that recommendation is likely to be green tea,” a company spokeswoman said.

I bet if it looked at me, it wouldn’t guess that I drink a half gallon of chocolate milk every day. Nope, I don’t want your stupid Coke Zero.

You know, this is really something they should teach in school, that electricity and water doesn’t mix. I remember stop drop and roll, but I’m having a hard time placing “don’t blue in a hot plate while standing in your inflatable pool.

Though I don’t think anyone pictured here actually went to school, so that wouldn’t help. It may sound mean, but if you’re this dumb, perhaps this is just nature taking its course, is it not?

Aren’t you glad this is a video and not just a picture? As a reminder, I reported on this contest earlier, and the rules were clear that tehre could be no nudity and no overtly sexual content. Let’s just be thankful the “sexual content” guidelines in a pole dancing contest are pretty lenient.

But really, it’s more about acrobatics than anything else, and if this was a ribbon instead of a pole, this chick would look right at home on Cirque Du Soleil.

I feel like these fun pictures of hot chicks from Israel have been going around for quite some time now.  First it’s the military.  Then it’s girls who are just chilling on the beach.  But in those instances I only saw like 15 pictures.  I must admit it was fully pissing me off.

So you know what I did?  I took my sweet ass time and gathered up 50 awesome pictures of girls on beaches in Israel.  And I did that just for you guys.   Yup, solely for you.  I love you all.

Check out the beachers after the jump….

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