Nov 24 2010

The World’s Fattest Eight Year Old Loses 300 Pounds

Published by at 10:00 am under Video

How do you feed an eight year old so they’re over 400 lbs? You are a crazy person, that’s how. But thankfully, child protective services took this idiot’s kid away and forced her to lose weight to not die at a fat camp.

Jessica lost 300 pounds WITHOUT surgery, but still struggles with a clear addiction to food, lying in her bed, yelling about peanut  butter and such.

Thank god for the internet, because in ye olden days this girl would probably have had a normal life after slimming down, but now we have news reports like this online forever! Hooray!





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  1. vivekon 25 Nov 2010 at 1:18 pm

    ha ha awesome video

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