Oh good lord. This Jersey Shore madness has got to end. I’m one step away from calling the President to have him nuke the whole state.

I HOPE this is at LEAST part of a “Situation” Halloween costume, rather than a shirt that you’re actually supposed to wear places. I guess it’s for those who work out like crazy, but are too lazy to life their shirt to show people their abs.

If I ever see anyone wearing this, I will be physically compelled to immediately punch them in the face, and I think the law allows it in instances of douchery as egregious as this.