Nov 02 2010
I have to say that as I’ve gotten older I’m quite happy in my own skin.Â However, that doesn’t mean there are times I wish I were in someone else’s shoes.Â Â I mean there are tons of people out there who lead great lives, have great ability, and possess many things that I desire to have.Â Unfortunately I’ll never have most of these things which is why it would be awesome to trade places with these people, if only for a day.
This list is always evolving but if I had to choose six people to be today, these would be my selections….
I decided to go athlete first.Â And if I’m going athlete it’s definitely D. Wade.Â The only other one I’d have chosen is David Beckham and he’s married to an alien so screw that.Â Wade is handsome, single, has tons of money, is a ridiculous athlete, and he lives in Miami where he can do just about anything and anyone he wants.Â Â I tell ya it’d be nice to be in his shoes for 24 hrs.
I know what you’re all thinking.Â Well, I don’t.Â Look, I hate the kid as much as all of you do but come on.Â As a 16 year old, what more can you ask for than to be the most desired teenage boy in the entire world?Â Must be pretty awesome.Â Plus, I mean you’re allowed to bang 15 and 16 year olds with zero repercussions.Â Honestly, that just put me over the top.Â I’d love to be this kid.
Nearly in the same token as Bieber, it’d be nice to be in your 80s and still get to have sex with incredibly hot women in their 20s and not get any flak for it whatsoever.Â Honestly, how many dudes are like that in the world?Â Exactly.Â One.Â And it’s the Hef.
I would say if you’re an avid reader of this blog then you know who Steele is.Â If not, you still should.Â Let’s just see it’d be pretty cool to pack this much heat for one day.
This is from a money perspective.Â Â It’s also from an intelligence perspective.Â It’s nice to know you’re this smart and you’re this rich.Â I have tremendous respect for Gates.
I had to pick a rock star here.Â It was either Eddie Vedder or Bono.Â I just think that Bono has a bit more of a global impact.Â I couldn’t even imagine the adrenaline I would have doing a concert for over 100,000 fans.Â It must be incredible.
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