Vampires are scary. Sex offenders are scary. But combine the two? And you have this dude, the scariest sex offender in history. Yes, those are REAL fangs that he had implanted into his jaw, and he sleeps in a coffin and drives a hearse. He’s really going all out. Might want to change his shirt though.

You would think so, but U.S. Marshals say this isn’t a Halloween costume. The fangs are dental implants — Gray sleeps in a coffin and drives a hearse.

Deputy Mike Mahorniak has seen the worst of the worst, but says this is a new one.

Gray’s arrest is part of Operation Safe Treat, which targets sex offenders in Arizona who failed to register, along with fugitives wanted for crimes against children.

“Yeah kids, it’s totally just a costume, come on inside for your candy! Now BWAAAA! BLOOD DRINKIN’ TIME!”