The Rent is Too Damn High Party – Finally, a political organization EVERYONE can get behind, right? And it certainly helps that their leader has such awesome facial hair. I’m much more likely to listen to a guy who looks like black Colonel Sanders from the future.

Watch some of his best clips from the debate he was actually allowed into. Sure, he’s probably on (or off) a few different meds, but I think it’s safe to say we can all agree, THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!

I understand the concept behind plastic surgery, and why people get it, but good lord, how do people not realize how freaking HORRIBLE is looks most of the time. She looks like the love child of Angelina Jolie and a baboon, hence why her sons shirt is appropriate.

The look in his face implies he might have gotten into some of mommies painkillers. And I guarantee her shirt says Playboy on it. Is this someone famous I don’t recognize, or merely someone wanting to be?

I don’t know where this club is but it’s somewhere in Europe.   It’s a place where people come and dress up as private school students to party.  Now, I’m not sure how many of these chicks are actually students and how many just pretend to be.  The real answer is “who cares?”

All I know is that it’s one thing to have a party once a year.  It’s another to be able to go to a club where all they do is dress like this.  It has to be one of the best places in the world.

Pictures after the jump….

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Most professions in the world don’t exactly require the most accuracy or work ethic.  I mean if you’re sitting at a desk all day making copies or entering data you don’t have to be in tip top shape.  Hell even if you’re in court defending a criminal you can read your arguments and cross examination questions.

However, there are certain jobs that require more precision and sensitivity that if you make the slightest mistake you can cost people lives.  Yet even so, people are human.  People will do what they do.   I just find it hard to believe that even in these extreme jobs that people would dare mess with other people’s lives.

But it happens every day…..

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Click on the photo for amazing sex lives in the animal kingdom

Most of you reading this have fairly obscene and borderline illegal sex on an almost weekly basis.  But no matter how nasty you like to get, there are multiple species of the animal kingdom who still put you to shame.

More things to put you to shame at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

It’s celebrities best friends forever! – [Celebbuzz]

Nothing’s sexier than hot chicks picking their noses – [EgoTV]

Neighbors taunt dying child over Facebook – [Pedal to the Metal]

Time for a celebrity slip fix – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Have you ever seen Jackass for girls? – [Regretfulmorning]

Yoga is a gateway to demonic possession – [Attuworld]

The awesome dog video of the day – [The DW]

It’s war against the Justin Bieber haters! – [Doubleviking]

This is by far the best dad in the world – [Manofest]

Guy has a nice tackle on woman commuter – [Totally Crap]

50 of the hottest pictures you’ll see this week – [Cavemancircus]

Olivia Munn knows how to get it right – [Cityrag]

It takes a whole lotta little nuts – [Icanhasinternets]

Girl transforms herself into Jared Leto – [Izismile]

Check out this blast from the past hottie – [Bullz-Eye]

A sexy banned napster commercial – [Askmen]

The most annoying players in online games – [Uproxx]

Anything with Trish Stratus works for me – [Heyman Hustle]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

It’s been a while since we’ve lead off with the kinds of girls that look like you might actually be able to get on a drunken weekend.  It’s nice to have goals in life isn’t it?  These girls are definitely my goals…

More of my non lady goals at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Look, I know it’s a common practice for us humans to ink ourselves up with Tattoos.   However I must admit I find it a little odd that pet owners would do the same to their pets.   And pigs?  What the hell is going on here?

I mean I guess the color of their skin and the fact that they look hairless is a helpful factor but come on.  Tattoos?  And with all due respect what about the ones who are going to be slaughtered for bacon and pork and stuff?

I gotta eat tattoo ink in Oscar Meyer?  I sure as hell hope not.

Here are some weird pig tattoos…..

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There are million jokes to be made about this, but let’s just put it out there. Things are so bad in our current economic climate, a wife was forced to rob her husband at gunpoint for money. Well, not forced, she’s probably just a beoytch, but still.

A Cincinnati woman is accused of robbing a man at gunpoint — her own husband. Police said Stephanie Fall pointed a gun at her husband, Modou Fall, on Sunday afternoon and demanded money. Officers said Stephanie Fall threatened to shoot her husband if he didn’t comply.

No word on if she actually got any money from t he act, but if so, she can probably use it to post some of her own bail.

There are some women in life who are just fun to look at.  They’re hot and you’re kind of happy about it.  But there are some women who are so attractive that it’s kind of painful.  I believe that Cinthia Moura falls into the “painful” category.   And what do you know?  She’s a Brazilian supermodel.  Big surprise.

But by painful I mean you’re life is that much more dark and empty because a woman like this isn’t in it.  I don’t know.  Whatever.  Maybe she’s dumb as rocks or really annoying.

Yeah I’ll just keep telling myself that.  More of Cinthia after the jump….

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