No, sadly that’s not an actual news headline. Rather it’s just a cool picture of a military exercise in South Korea, but one can dream can’t they?

I never quite understood military drills like this. Are you for some reason going to have to throw your gun up in the air and catch it during combat? March in perfect formation not a step out of line while running away from incoming tanks?

But hey, it looks cool in parades I guess.

Life is a bit more relaxed in New Zealand, where the country is so laid back, they haven’t even entered “Zealand” as a word to be recognized by a spell checker. What the hell?

But yeah, their idea of a major accomplishment is demonstrated in this video, which has four guys successfully jumping through a hula hoops. It’s not really the act itself that’s funny, it’s their reaction to it afterwards, like they just won a gold medal at the Olympics or something.

There are times I wonder what the hell women are thinking.  I’ll use a quote from Jerry Seinfeld to explain it better.  “I don’t understand how you can pluck an eyebrow, rip that hair right from the root!  And still be afraid of a spider.”  That to me is the essence of a woman.

In that same token it’s amazing the lengths women go to fit into certain clothes.  From wearing “spanks” which are like bicycle shorts to actually using pliers to get pants on, they really try way too hard.

A tight dress though?  Ladies, take all the time you need.  Check out how well these bad boys fit….

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America is lazy.  Pure and simple.  Clearly this is an entire book that needs to be written but I truly believe that the reason our country is in the state it’s in is because our core feeling in this country is one of entitlement and laziness.  You wonder why other countries are passing us economically?  They’re not lazy.

You wonder why we keep shitting the bed out there?  It’s because somewhere along the way we didn’t think we had to do anything anymore.  And I argue that there are three key things that are responsible for our demise.

Three things that we as a country are just too lazy to do.  And here they are…..

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The place was packed with super fans, super freaks and some super-costumed ladies that always make the event a must attendee.  Nothing hotter than a girl geeking out.  Well there are hotter things but you know…

More hotter things at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

6 Things that are secretly turning you into a bad person – [Cracked]

Twenty Six Sexy beer ads you will love – [Regretfulmorning]

Is this the worst dancing spectacle ever? – [Celebbuzz]

When you need some celebrity skin – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Check out this crazy car chase in Brazil – [Pedal to the Metal]

Sexy cheerleaders wearing knee socks – [Unathletic]

A crazy prelude to a perfect wedding night – [Attuworld]

An awesome hit from Lingerie football league – [Brobible]

Who are the hottest twenty bond girls? – [Heavy]

Hilarious examples of unintentional porn – [Nedhardy]

The alternate timeline video of the day – [The DW]

The subtle art of announcement video disasters – [Uproxx]

Guy drags his drunk girlfriend out of the elevator – [Oncampusdrama]

Twenty funny movie farts in two minutes – [Manofest]

Coco looking slutty in Coney Island – [Cityrag]

Check out the latest girl next door – [Bullz-Eye]

Guy thinks he won the lottery, nope – [Totally Crap]

A lovely photo gallery of Scarlett Johansson – [Forkparty]

Click on the photo for more sexy celebrity stuff

I try my best to get off the Kim Kardashian bandwagon but I’m afraid it’s literally impossible.  I mean seriously.   You see a picture like this and it’s about impossible not to be hypnotized.  Am I wrong?  Anyone?  Hello?

More things I’m wrong about at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

You see this kind of stuff on TV and you don’t really process that it’s real.  Like I’ll see a prison movie or even watch someone get electrocuted but it doesn’t really kick in that this stuff happens in the real world.  It’s just hard to imagine people are that evil and that people actually die on purpose in these places.

I guess I’m not wording it correctly but hopefully you guys understand what I mean.  To think we have to spend millions of dollars just to execute people is beyond me.

Then again, these pricks that commit murders that are this foul deserve no life anyway.  Check out the latest Lethal Injection Chamber in San Quentin prison….

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Alright, so I butchered that meme completely, but this story actually happened. A group of girls in Russia were hit by a car, who happened to be driven by a drunk cop. Bad enough right? It gets worse.

A RUSSIAN police officer hit three girls with his car while driving drunk in Siberia and one was killed after being run over by the ambulance sent to treat them.

The police officer, who was driving his personal car, ran into the three girls on Tuesday as they walked at night on the side of the road near Kargosok, a town in the Tomsk region, the local interior ministry said.

One of the girls, aged 15, was then run over and killed by an ambulance that arrived at the scene, the ministry said.

No word on if the ambulance driver was drunk as well, but good lord, the system needs some revamping over there. Next time, just crawl to the hospital, it would probably be safer. 

There aren’t too many women that make me say the following phrase to myself:  “Holy Shitballs”  I must admit that Elle Patille is one of these women.   Forget that she’s Canadian.  Forget her body being as unreal as it is.  Forget everything.

Actually what the hell am I talking about?  Focus on ALL of that.  Just trust me when I say you’ll be amazing looking at this creature.  She’s a freak of nature.  A total mystery.

I have nothing….

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