Whether this picture is phtooshopped or not (I really, really, really, really hope it’s not, but I doubt it), it just made me laugh for a solid five minutes. I’m pretty sure it was taken in Germany, because only people there would be that sweaty with that look on their face wearing black jeans. Yes, that is a generalization, but I believe it to be true.

As for the cats? Japanese. Only Japan would, or could, train their cats to do such things. They might even be robots.

This is a video of a badass Russian (naturally) dog doing athletic feats most human beings with arms and legs couldn’t pull off. He bounds over rooftops and concrete without batting and eyelash. Err, do dogs have eyelashes.

Someone get this dog to Hollywood immediately so he can do stunts for the next Dogs vs. Cats movie that nobody actually wants to see.

In all honesty this picture might be the best mini skirt picture in the history of the entire world.  Speaking of mini skirts.  I can honestly tell you that when I see a chick wear a mini skirt that it might actually arouse me more than if she were entirely naked.

There’s more mystery and you also can’t see any fat or any other unwanted discrepancies.  It’s truly a great thing in this world.  Just enough to cover up one’s bare ass and just enough to show us guys what we need to see.

Alas, here is a tribute to the mini skirt…..

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I know you’re looking at this title and thinking to yourself “what the hell is this guy talking about?”  I know, I know.  Is there ever really a good time to be hungover?  In the conventional sense clearly not.  I mean being hungover sucks.   No one likes to feel like they’re going to puke and no one likes suffering brutal headaches.

However, from a philosophical standpoint there are actually times when being hungover is pretty good.  In fact there are times that it’s pretty awesome.

Here are four that you might agree with….

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Click on the photo for more Twitpic theater fun

I’ve never heard of this TwitPic theater before but if it means hot chicks going from place to place taking sexy pictures of themselves then I’m all in.   And to my lovely surprise this is exactly what it is.

More things I’m happy about at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

The most inspiring things accomplished while drunk – [Cracked]

What constitutes an ideal porn star? – [EgoTV]

I love watching The Situation getting embarrassed – [Celebbuzz]

When you need a celebrity fix go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The dumbest product warning labels ever – [Manofest]

At least these two have found each other – [Attuworld]

The most controversial Playboy covers ever – [Brobible]

Darth Vader brings us the tweet of the day – [The DW]

How the fleshlight ruins a weekend – [Regretfulmorning]

Check out this video to feel insignificant – [Nedhardy]

Six items all guys should retire after college – [Guyism]

Don’t underestimate how awesome handicapped is – [Cavemancircus]

Cops shoots through his own hand – [Pedal to the Metal]

A very classic “safety first” picture – [Icanhasinternets]

Girls has my favorite Facebook status ever – [Oncampusdrama]

The Twenty hottest girls in Daisy Dukes – [Heavy]

Very weird photoshops of bearded female celebs – [Cityrag]

Came acquires a taste for children – [Forkparty]

Click on the photo for more of the hottest workout videos

I could go out on a tear and locate a ton of sexy workout videos for all of you.  But why not leave it to the professionals?  Playboy’s own Smoking Jacket has compiled their own tasty list.  I think you’ll find it enjoyable.

More things you’ll enjoy at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

In today’s day and age, how you market something is almost as important as the product itself.  I mean do you really think that music is all that good today?  It’s more about the artist and who they are than how good their music is.  I mean is Lady Gaga all that great?  She’s clearly known more for her wacky outfits than her music.  And she’s not even a good example because she actually has a legit musical background.

But you get my point.  Back in the day though?  Something tells me that “artists” didn’t quite care about their image.  If they did I doubt they’d have let these shit album covers slide.

Man these are funny…..

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The stupid controversy of the day award goes to the hulabaloo surrounding GQ, which is begin accused of “pedophilia” because of this issue which has some shots of the hotter cast members in underwear and short skirts. They’re high schoolers after all, right?

Uh, wrong.

Actually, despite being in high school ON TV, in real life the actors you see above are 24, 24 and 26 respectively. I didn’t hear any outcry when a million forty five year old housewives were drooling over Taylor Lautner’s abs when he was 16 in the movie, and actually 17 in real life. That’s far more creepy than this ever could be, but the kinds of people who protest stuff like this are exactly the kinds of people who love Twilight, so it all makes sense.

According to my records and own search I didn’t do an article on Kim Acourt?  That’s total bull.  I don’t know why that article isn’t indexed or why I can’t find it.  Perhaps the first time I saw her picture I was in some kind of denial and thought I shared her with you but didn’t?

While I ponder that, whatever.   In case you don’t know about her, she’s British.  She’s been naked many a times and I’m officially moving to Britain.  This is nothing you haven’t heard before.  But who cares?  She’s that hot.

More of Acourt after the jump…

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