Competitive eating has become so widespread that there’s actually a federation for it.  I just find it funny that there’s like a professional “league” with a set of rules and regulations for contests that involve people being absolutely disgusting and stuffing their faces.  Doesn’t anyone see the oddity in that?

Nevertheless it exists and thousands of people from all around the world want their shot to be the fastest hot dog eater in the land.  You gotta hand it to this country.  Making a living for eating fast.  Is there no end?

Actually there is an end….to my day after seeing these photos….

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Click on the photo for a fantastic Holly Weber video

Man it’s been a while since I’ve seen Holly Weber.  I’m not quite sure why I’ve waited this long.  I guess it was worth it because I’ve never seen a video of her before.  Thank you Askmen.  You guys are truly doing me a favor today.

More favors can be done at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Madness

If every site got a dramatic movie adaptation – [Cracked]

A gallery of sexy girls that make you think “WTF?” – [EgoTV]

Here’s one positive from Glee: Girl on Girl – [Celebbuzz]

Pretty cool animated short video of the day – [TheDW]

Get your celebrity slips here – [Taxidrivemovie] (NSFW Ads)

A gallery of sexy girls wearing ties – [Maxim]

I’ve never seen a flying merry go round kick – [Attuworld]

Pictures of people sleeping at the airport – [Nedhardy]

What are two girls gonna do with one cup? – [Regretfulmorning]

By far the best parody you’ll see all day – [Onequickbeer]

Karissa Shannon has nice pumpkins – [Donchavez]

The rave dog doesn’t want to stop dancing – [Forkparty]

The Dallas Stars ice girls have a sexy video – [Flisted]

Truck crashes into ice cream truck then bus – [Pedal to the Metal]

180 of the most badass beer pong tables – [COED Magazine]

Twenty of the hottest girls eating ice cream – [Heavy]

Eighty awesome random pictures of hotties – [NS4W]

Do women really want a nice guy? – [Bullz-Eye]

I mean how could you not?  I wish I had some long and elaborate story behind it but it’s just a Gorilla being awesome.  Do we really need anything else?  That just brightened my day and I hope yours.

Now that’s how you pack a deck of cards.  It’s too bad that’s what this guy is doing for a living.  I would think this skill could translate into a myriad of other things.  Who the hell knows?  It’s fun to watch though.

I guess this is a good thing.  If you don’t know Veronika London you might know that she’s been called the “Megan Fox of Hollywood North.”  I just hope her acting skills are a bit better than the real Fox.

Looks like she’s had a few starring roles and personally I would like if if she appeared in “Logjammin” but that’s just me.  Other than that I’m glad she’s from Canada for no other reason than I’d like to hear her speak.

More of Veronika after the jump….

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Click on the photo for more of Jenn Sterger

She was in the news a ton last month.  She should probably be in the news more often.  Hell can’t we get a sex tape or something?  I’d like me some Jenn Sterger and I’m sure most of you would as well.

More things I’d like at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Have you ever been faced in a situation where you needed to move something from A to B but didn’t really have anything good to carry it in?  It’s happened to us all the time.  Either you’ll be in an awkward position holding it or you’ll stuff it into something where it only temporarily fits but isn’t really supposed to go into whatever you’re putting it in.

Well there are people here and abroad who take that concept to the absolute max.  I don’t know what they’re thinking but this stuff sure as hell doesn’t look safe.

Check out these wacky methods of transportation……

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Alright, I must be missing something here. I’m trying to understand how exactly this woman’s thought process worked, but I think there must be some missing details to this story. There  has to be. Read on:

Costa Mesa police said Thursday they discovered the body after receiving a call about a car that was blocking a driveway.

Sgt. Ed Everett says officers noticed a stench from the car and found the body covered in a blanket.

He says the woman who drives the car told police she let the homeless woman sleep in her car and one morning found she had died inside.

The driver was afraid to contact police. Everett tells The Orange County Register the remains were partially mummified and could have been in the car anywhere from three to 10 months.

Three to TEN MONTHS. I would say the maximum amount of time I would want a dead homeless woman in my car would be from the time I saw a dead homeless woman in my car to the time the police came to take the dead homeless woman OUT of my car. Wouldn’t you? This woman has some ulterior motives I’m not sure I want to understand.

I last gave Sarah Stage a go back in January of 2009.   Clearly it’s been way too long since she’s been up on this site.   Sarah is still a model.  She’s still of Costa Rican and European descent.  And most importantly, Sarah is still ridiculously attractive.

She’s one of those brunettes that can really take over your life.  On the one hand I truly enjoy this kind of woman.  On the other it means I will never, ever do what I want because I’d be too busy trying to please Sarah.  What a conundrum.

More of Sarah after the jump

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