To me there are many many types of attractive females out there but for the purposes of this article I’ll separate them into two parts.  There are the hot chicks that affect you and there are those that don’t affect you.  The ones that don’t are the types you just want to have sex with.

However, the ones that do affect you?  They have the kind of look where you’d practically give up your entire life to be with them…even though you don’t know them from a hole in the wall.  Those are the kind of hot ladies whose pictures I have gathered today.

Here is a torturous collection of “Marriage Material” girls….

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Knowing what I know now I realize that my college choice made zero impact on the career I have today.  However I will say that it definitely shaped me culturally.   I’m a Long Island Jewish kid who went to a college in New Orleans and I joined a southern fraternity.  I mean it doesn’t get more diverse than that.   And if it weren’t for that experience I don’t think I’d be who I am today…whatever that is.

However, having been 10 years removed from the college experience, if I could go back in time I would make my college choice based on five main ingredients.

And here they are….

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Well the weather might not be so warm anymore but if you’re a celebrity chances are you have the money to stay warm whenever the hell you want.  So it’s not like we’ll ever have a shortage of celebrities showing off their bikinis.  Yay!

More things to show off at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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It’s one thing to have a funny sense of humor about a television show or a pet name for a friend.  You know, things like that.  It’s another to be part of an institution that is well aware of how dumb its name is.

Then again, someone somewhere actually named that school which begs the question of whether they did it intentionally or to spark a tremendous bout of sarcastic messages from parents and kids.

Bottom line, I’m miffed that these schools actually exist…..

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It’s a Camaro! It’s a Lamborghini! Nope, it’s a Camaroghini, the ultimate white trash supercar for sale now. How the hell did this Frankenstein monster come to life?

One look at the Rev Angel tells you that this is no ordinary 1994 Chevy Camaro Z-28. According to the seller who manages to present an entirely new take on owning a 4th generation Camaro, the Rev Angel is a: ”meticulously designed and handcrafted (light strong metal, not heavy fiberglass!) to resemble million dollar exotic supercars, without the costs, maintenance, repairs, insurance, etc.”

“This car will peal and smoke the tires from a stand still. It will virtually beat any tuner car, fiero replica, older corvette’s or so called muscle cars.”

Wow it will be any fiero replica? Amazing! How is this thing street legal? You actually might think you it looks ok, until you see the back that is.

There’s not much on the internet about Divya Lalitha.  I saw some Linkedin profile of a woman with that name who works in customer service in India.  Something tells me these aren’t the same people.  But thanks to The Smoking Jacket we know who these cute Indian girl is.

I don’t know.  I think I’m in a foreign type of mood this week.  Divya is just the gal to keep that sentiment rolling.

More pics after the jump….

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Find a Swiffer Wet Jet lying around your house? Jessica Simpson Poster? Tank top? Well, I guess it’s time to take an awesomely disturbing picture.

To be fair, he could be wearing that underwear too, but thankfully he’s spared us that image.

Now, to reenact the famous Janet Jackson Rolling Stone cover…

Yes, this may sound like a completely nonsensical title, but trust me, it describes exactly what you’re about to see in the video.

I’m not sure how many takes it requires to launch a miniature pie from a miniature catapult and hit a flying bug in the face with it, but these people did it over a dozen times, and the end result is pretty damn awesome. Yes, it’s an ad, but after all that work, I’m willing to buy whatever it is you’re selling.

Man this girl has an attitude doesn’t she?  I must admit I kind of like it though.  Funny that with all this technology most people just use it to improve their already dastardly ways.  Think about the iPhone and it’s use for some people.  All the girls you are about to see just used their cell phones to take vane pictures of themselves.

Now they’ve improved the quality of these photos.   Isn’t that lovely?  I’m such a fan of technology aren’t you?

Enjoy these sexy iPhone gals….

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