Call me crazy but there’s something gross yet incredibly erotic about the wetness of this picture.   Who in the hell knows what’s going down in this scene here but honestly I really don’t give a rats ass.  I just know that this girl is probably hammered, awesome, and really knows how to get down.

Oh and not to mention the natural chest this girl’s got on her.  You really have to hand it to mother nature on that one don’t you?  I just can’t say enough about boobs.  I really can’t.

But today I’ll say very little and just know that the pictures to follow are all about it….

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As a man who has grown up considerably in the last five years, my standards have changed.  It doesn’t mean that I don’t aspire to achieve great things.  It doesn’t mean that I don’t like the finer things in life.  But it does mean I’m becoming aware of what’s important to me and what truly matters in life.

However, I can’t say there aren’t times where I still day dream.  There are those times (like right this second) where I’m thinking to myself “if only this could happen things would be alright.”    And then there are those times where I’m dreaming up ludicrous things.   Things that I believe most males would love to have happen at least once.

Here are my five…..

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Click on the photo for romantic movie gestures that can jail you

When done in real life, many of the tricks used by onscreen singletons to successfully woo potential lovers can get you put away for a long time.  In other words, don’t try this at home kids.

More suggestions at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The attacking advertisement video of the day – [The DW]

Female celebrities that owe us a Playboy shoot – [EgoTV]

Amazingly bad outfits of the 90s WWF – [Unathletic]

When you need a celebrity fix – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Cop caught planting crackpipe on homeless woman – [Pedal to the Metal]

Katy Perry has sex with muppets – [Regretfulmorning]

The best parenting fails of all time – [Attuworld]

Prostitutes in Italy are bad for the environment – [Smoking Jacket]

Japanese kids hold their ground against attack – [Nedhardy]

Typical drunk chicks in the bathroom – [Oncampusdrama]

A montage of celebrity burping? – [Manofest]

Interesting facts about Halloween – [Forkparty]

Did Rihanna really get naked or fake it? – [Cityrag]

The most beautiful breasts of all time – [COED Magazine]

Sophie Monk likes to do the pink thing – [Don Chavez]

Boy scouts offer to give breast exams – [Sublime Blog]

Wendy Williams fries a wig on her show – [Guyism]

Click on the photo for more of Emily Kuchar

She’s engaged to a major leaguer and she was Miss Daytona USA.  Any questions?  Ah yes.  Her name is Emily Kuchar and that player is Zach Greinke.  Other than that she just looks good in a bikini.  Yay!

More things that look good at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Part of me is glad that Juanito Jones AKA “F&*iin Famous” doesn’t have a description in his Myspace Profile and part of me is a little pissed off.  Reason being is that I don’t think that whatever I could make up would be even half as good as the crap this dude would insert in there.

This is the kind of guy where I’m not 100% certain if he’s straight or not.  Honestly it doesn’t matter because he seems quite douchey either way.  I don’t need to know this person to know that this picture means he’s a total homeboy.

Whatever….

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I have a very long history with Patty Zuno.  I first came across her in May of 2007 when this website didn’t even exist.   I had talked about how she’s got this Latina older woman look that officially ends my life for like 15 minutes at a time.

Since that time she’s gone on to win Miss California United States and she’s a real advocate for Breast Cancer awareness.  I swear to God the older Payy gets the more I love her.

She’s gotta be nearing 40 and she’s still clubbing it like it’s 1979.  Yes ’79.

More of Patty after the jump….

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Yes, that is my title, because literally this is Japan in a picture in terms of everything that is WTF about the country.

It’s hard to even say where to start. The bellybutton? The device? The creature? The outfit? I defy you to come up with a single rational thing to say about what is going on here. If you can legitimately tell me what’s going on here, you win a prize.

I saw this awhile back, but I don’t think it’s ever been posted here, so I’m putting it out there for all you to see who may have missed it.

It’s an ingenious prank involving two identical rooms, a piece of glass and a hot pair of twins. People come in, and don’t see themselves in the mirror, which isn’t a mirror at all, and the twins mime each other’s motions to continue the illusion, which probably could have even worked if the room was empty, but it’s better this way. People literally think they’re invisible. It’s hysterical, check it out.

Click on the photo for more of Tehmeen Afzal

The exotic Tehmeena Afzal was born in Queens, New York, but she’s not your standard around-the-way-girl. She’s Pakistani.  I don’t care if she murdered my parents. God that chick is hot.

More hot chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Tips

Comic book crossovers you won’t believe happened – [Cracked]

By far my favorite seat belt picture ever – [Pedal to the Metal]

Turns out Taylor Momsen likes sex tapes – [Celebbuzz]

Oh come on! You know it’s slippage time – [Taxidrivemovie] (NSFW Ads)

Drunk guy dances to Beyonce’s “Single Ladies”  – [Totally Crap]

There’s a disturbing trend in mug shots lately – [Attuworld]

Sexy pictures of girls reading books – [Heavy]

Check out the latest sex tip of the day – [Askmen]

Girl tries to be cute but smashes her head – [Regretfulmorning]

The best cheerleading hits of all time – [Manofest]

The hottest Chilean girls the miners should bang – [Brobible]

Advertisement has all kinds of wrong in it – [The DW]

Creative business card designs – [Nedhardy]

Melany Denyse is the sexiest new red head – [Sublime Blog]

Kelly Brook showing off the bikini body – [Don Chavez]

Instantly make your daughter beautiful – [Icanhasinternets]