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Oct 28 2010

Thursday’s Throwdown: They Call her Miss Social, The Future is B.S., and Celebrity Stuff You Need

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This summer Playboy asked you to help them select one hopeful girl to pose for Playboy.  More than 150 ladies competed to win your votes, and in the end you chose Krystal Harlow, a 19-year-old student from Raleigh, North Carolina.  Sounds good to me.

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The Throwdown

Five reasons the future will be ruled by B.S. – [Cracked]

It’s kind of like a Cracked but for entertainment – [EgoTV]

Great examples of acting in major sports – [Unathletic]

Oops!  My top is falling off says celebrity – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

A very accurate look at online dating – [Regretfulmorning]

Some of the worst Star Wars costume fails – [Nedhardy]

Eva Longoria does a dumb gangster rap – [Totally Crap]

The top fifteen travel destinations for dudes – [Brobible]

The Sesame Street mash up of the day – [The DW]

I think I’m gonna take off to Mars for a bit – [Cityrag]

A girl tries to throw a hammer and fails badly – [Attuworld]

Great description of Man vs. Zombies – [Forkparty]

Blond girl tries to cross a river and fails – [Oncampusdrama]

This might be the cutest kid’s costume ever – [Icanhasinternets]

Jenny McCarthy still makes us excited – [Flisted]

15 songs that will put you in a good mood – [Gunaxin]

If you want to see the hotties of the day – [Doubleviking]

The most beautifully busty Japanese babes – [COED Magazine]

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Oct 27 2010

Danielle Bux Leads the P.M. Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio

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I haven’t seen pictures of Danielle Bux in quite some time so I’m glad my buddy Mick posted some recent photos of her in some crap called La Senza lingerie.  I wish that means “gets naked eventually” lingerie but I don’t think it does.

More crappy translation at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

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Oct 27 2010

The Power of Make Up is Scary

Published by under Pictures

Look at this picture.  Seriously look at it.  I swear to God make up should be illegal.   Don’t get me wrong.  This chick is now officially bangable after this make up job but I mean what the hell happens when you wake up the next day?  There’s gotta be some kind of law or something that makes women show you what they really look like before you go off thinking they’re so hot.

Make up is a great thing for temporary hook ups but for long term it could be the biggest scam on the planet.

Just check out these examples…..

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Oct 27 2010

Lame Town in Italy Banning Miniskirts, Cleavage

Published by under Oddly Enough

What the hell Italy? You’re supposed to be cool and have hot women parading around on nude beaches and stuff? What’s with you going all prude all of a sudden? A new law in a beach town in Italy is an affront to humanity.

The mayor of a southern Italian beach town has ordered police officers to fine women who wear short miniskirts or show too much cleavage, as part of a battle to raise what he describes as the level of public decorum.

At a council meeting last night, Luigi Bobbio, who was elected on Silvio Berlusconi’s People of Freedom party ticket, won a vote to ban clothing considered “very short” from the town of Castellammare di Stabia, south of Naples. Police will get the power to hand out €300 (£265) fines to offenders.

Explaining what he meant by “very short”, Bobbio said officers would target women wearing miniskirts that did not fully cover their underwear. “The display of too much cleavage will also earn a fine,” added a spokesman.

This is a MALE mayor? What the hell man? I’m sure you still feel embarrassed you accidentally saw your sister in the shower that one time, but that’s no reason to take it out on an entire town of hot girls! For shame…

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Oct 27 2010

She’s Uncoachable: The Event’s Sexy Lady Taylor Cole

Published by under She's Uncoachable

I’m not sure how many of you follow The Event on NBC but it’s definitely a solid show.    I like the show for plenty of reasons but one reason that’s extremely high on my list is Taylor Cole who plays a badass kidnapping criminal.

Cole began her career as a model and started appearing on TV in bit parts in 2004.  I think her role in The Event might be her big break and I’m rooting for her to reach star status.

Did you know she was an Olympic caliber volleyball player?  More pics after the jump….

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Oct 27 2010

Robot Toilet Training

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I’m not even sure where to start with this picture. I really hope that’s a child’s toy rather than a robot someone actually designed to have to PEE. Can we please put current technology to better use instead of making robots who can dance and sing and play the saxaphone and pee? I went them to drive me to work and stuff. Someone get on that instead of this crap.

Or that’s just a really small child in the world’s most awesome mechanized suit. I’m hoping it’s that one.

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Oct 27 2010

A Human Ventriloquist Dummy is Funnier Than it Sounds

Published by under Video

Yeah yeah, I know, ventriloquists are dumb and creepy. But trust me when I say it helps if their doll is actually alive rather than just pretending to be.

What the hell do I mean? Well in this clip from a British TV show, Paul Zerdin does just that, and makes a human dummy talk, and actually dance. That bit was a surprise though. Check it out above, you won’t regret it.

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Oct 27 2010

Let’s Hear it For the “Gifted” Ladies of Every Day

Published by under Beautiful Ladies

Call me crazy but there’s something gross yet incredibly erotic about the wetness of this picture.   Who in the hell knows what’s going down in this scene here but honestly I really don’t give a rats ass.  I just know that this girl is probably hammered, awesome, and really knows how to get down.

Oh and not to mention the natural chest this girl’s got on her.  You really have to hand it to mother nature on that one don’t you?  I just can’t say enough about boobs.  I really can’t.

But today I’ll say very little and just know that the pictures to follow are all about it….

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Oct 27 2010

Five Unlikely Goals I’d Like to Reach Before I Die

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As a man who has grown up considerably in the last five years, my standards have changed.  It doesn’t mean that I don’t aspire to achieve great things.  It doesn’t mean that I don’t like the finer things in life.  But it does mean I’m becoming aware of what’s important to me and what truly matters in life.

However, I can’t say there aren’t times where I still day dream.  There are those times (like right this second) where I’m thinking to myself “if only this could happen things would be alright.”    And then there are those times where I’m dreaming up ludicrous things.   Things that I believe most males would love to have happen at least once.

Here are my five…..

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Oct 27 2010

Wednesday’s Wash: Romantic Movie Gestures, The Attack Ad, and These Girls Owe Us

Published by under Wednesday's Wash

Click on the photo for romantic movie gestures that can jail you

When done in real life, many of the tricks used by onscreen singletons to successfully woo potential lovers can get you put away for a long time.  In other words, don’t try this at home kids.

More suggestions at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

TheThe Wash

The attacking advertisement video of the day – [The DW]

Female celebrities that owe us a Playboy shoot – [EgoTV]

Amazingly bad outfits of the 90s WWF – [Unathletic]

When you need a celebrity fix – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Cop caught planting crackpipe on homeless woman – [Pedal to the Metal]

Katy Perry has sex with muppets – [Regretfulmorning]

The best parenting fails of all time – [Attuworld]

Prostitutes in Italy are bad for the environment – [Smoking Jacket]

Japanese kids hold their ground against attack – [Nedhardy]

Typical drunk chicks in the bathroom – [Oncampusdrama]

A montage of celebrity burping? – [Manofest]

Interesting facts about Halloween – [Forkparty]

Did Rihanna really get naked or fake it? – [Cityrag]

The most beautiful breasts of all time – [COED Magazine]

Sophie Monk likes to do the pink thing – [Don Chavez]

Boy scouts offer to give breast exams – [Sublime Blog]

Wendy Williams fries a wig on her show – [Guyism]

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