It’s one thing when a wedding photo like this is taken, and it’s a fat bridesmaid who’s left on the ground because well, it’s obviously her fault for being fat. But in this case, this dude in the wheelchair looks like it’s not exactly a conscious decision on his part.

Or I guess he could be the groom, and just have a really good sense of humor, making this hilarious rather than actually sad. Let’s just go with that so I don’t feel as bad.

This awesome pitch is for a giant robot that you could apparently actually own in 1989. What would it do? Walk around, make noise annnnd that’s really it. It’s like fifteen times bigger than a Roomba and doesn’t even vacuum. But it has a floppy drive!

No price listed, but I bet this thing cost mucho bucks back in the eighties. I wonder if you can still dig one up?

I gotta be 100% honest here.  In terms of getting tired of this I have a few statement on this matter.  I’ll tell you what I’m tired of.  I’m tired of seeing pictures like this and thinking to myself “what the hell was wrong with me in college?  how did I not just bang every living female I saw?”  I’m tired of living in the past man.  Live in the now!

But I’ll tell you what I’m not tired of.  I’m not tired of actually seeing these pictures.  I’m not tired of the fact that these kinds of pictures will be available when I’m typing this drivel in about 60 years.  That my friends is something no one should grow tired of.

Awesome party girls in college?  We shall never exhaust you…..

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At no other time in your life will you have a better chance at getting laid than in college.  It’s just that simple.   And there’s only one problem in all of this.  Most folks while in college are in their early 20s so they don’t know shit.  Sure they know that getting drunk will be fun and eventually you’ll have some sex.

But believe me kids,  if you had the brains that I do now you’d be knee deep in coitus.  I, along with every single guy out there wishes I could just go back in time and wake my stupid ass up because I’d have been a hell of a lot more sexually active than I was.  Oh well.

Luckily with the power of writing I can in fact give my old self some tips….

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Sometimes it’s good to be a race car driver.  Just ask Kyle Busch.  Getting wins can get you ass, there’s no doubt about that one.  Ms. Sarcinella has definitely got the goods to rev up my engines, and I’m sure most of NASCAR.

More stuff to rev you up at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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