Money ain’t everything.  It really isn’t.   It’s funny because the more money I make the more it seems it matter but the more I realize how much more fun I had in my life when I was barely making anything.  Then again, I think much of that has to do with age.  It’s way different making no money in your 20s than it is in your 30s.

Clearly it also has to do with your life situation.  But let’s just say there are jobs out there where you don’t necessarily bring in major coin but you can be damned sure your life will be interesting and fun.

Here are five such jobs…..

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Click on the photo for the best places to have sex on campus

A dorm room is probably the most boring place to hook up on a college campus.  Since college is all about exploration, Brobible has come up with a 10-item bucket list of exotic locations on every college campus to have a one-night stand.

More funny ideas and questions at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Wash

Six thing we all know about women that aren’t true – [Cracked]

The best highway distraction of all time – [The DW]

David Beckham goes nuts on a fan over allegations – [Sportsnet]

When you need tasty celeb pics here you are – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

The virtual reality stimulator 3D – [Regretfulmorning]

Traci Lords likes to rap while she’s working out – [Attuworld]

The sexy girls of college football week four  – [Oncampusdrama]

The funniest hot sauce names you can imagine – [Manofest]

If it weren’t for their breasts, they’d have no career – [EgoTV]

The dumbest celebrity dolls of all time – [Gunaxin]

And who might be the lovely lady of the day? – [Extramustard]

This newscaster might be waiting a while – [Icanhasinternets]

Sexy red head is the latest girl next door – [Bullzeye]

Jessica Alba went shopping and so did her bra – [Don Chavez]

Annoying people you’ll encounter at a rock concert – [Guyism]

The greatest squash match photo of all time – [Nextround]

Pictures that are in celebration of the bow tie – [Topcultured]

By far the worst tattoo customer ever – [Flisted]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

It’s been a while since I featured a picture like this in the ‘folio.  I think it’s because they piss me off so much.  The days of having fun with these types of girls is over and that saddens me.  Oh well.  Let us rejoice.  At least I make a living posting this crap.

More stuff I make a living at on Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

I’ve mentioned this before but I have to mention it again.  How badass would it be to work for National Geographic?  I mean it’d be cool enough just to take awesome pictures of animals and stuff but how sick would it be to be placed in some of the finest locations in the world and get paid to take pictures of them?

Honestly I don’t think it gets much better than that.

Check out these awesome nature photos….

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We always hear stories of police brutality, where cops go above and beyond the call of duty to beat someone’s ass to the ground, but there IS such a thing a cop being TOO cool. This is most definitely one of those cases. Here’s what happened after a cop responded to a noise complaint.

The homeowner said around 3:45 Wednesday morning, she and her two friends were in the pool, when her husband let the officer into the house.

She says the officer walked through a gate, and across the patio, took off his clothes, set them on a table… and got into the pool.

The woman said the police officer then got flirty with one of her friends.

The homeowner, who asked not to be identified, said she, her girlfriends, and her husband were all shocked by the officer’s behavior. She said the officer then got out of the pool and left, when he heard on his radio that other police  were on their way after the husband called 9-1-1.

Alright, how much drugs do you think this guy was on at the time? Because that is not a sober decisions, no way no how. Makes for one hell of an awesome story though for all those involved. Except him.

Notice that I said “close to perfect” about Brooke Erickson.  Let me tell you why it’s close to perfect.  I mean she’s already posed nude so that’s a great thing.  She continues to model so that’s another good thing.  But what bothers me isn’t Brooke.  It’s television itself.

You’ve got girls like Brooke out there who are just waiting to be part of the reality show boom and you’re showing chicks like the ones on Real Housewives of New Jersey?

Hello?  How about Playmates of Beverly Hills.  And we could start with Brooke…..

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It’s only weird until you learn that it’s for a plastic surgeon. Then it goes from creepy to brilliant in a hurry. I feel like if Nip/Tuck was still on the air, they’d feature this is one of their episodes.

The weirdest part of this is, if you push it in the other way, she can actually have concave-IN breasts, which is a medical condition I would most definitely want rectified immediately.

What we have here is proof that if you slow almost anything down, it can be terrifying. The Olsen Twins in slow-motion sounds like an appealing prospect these days now that they’re over 18, but unfortunately, this is not that kind of video, rather it’s a slowed down rendition of one of their classic tracks from when they used to be media superstars, “Gimme Pizza.”

It’s half hilarious, half dream haunting, and I have to say it ends up being the latter. Be sure to watch it all the way to the end, and see which camp you fall into.

There’s always that something about a geeky chick that us guys will always like.  Honestly it’s two things.  The first is that every guy wants to see a geeky girl let loose.  Nothing’s better than some good two shoes tying one on and getting completely wasted.  The second is that there are lots of hot girls out there that don’t know they’re hot.

Many of these hot girls might fall into the geeky category.  Personally I think those two things are what encompasses our fetish for the geeky girl.  And lastly, if the girl isn’t really attractive at all then none of this matters.  As sexist as that sounds can you really argue with me?

Here are some geeky girls I’d love to see cut loose….

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