Unfortunately for the entire world, Oktoberfest is now officially over.  I along with the rest of you am quite depressed and saddened that I didn’t make the trip to Munich this year.  It’s a true shame.  In fact it’s a damned shame.  But what I do take out of this joyous festival is the love that’s been shared.

It just goes to show that when you take a ton of alcohol, a good spirit, and tons of dresses that tighten up the bust that amazing things can and will happen.  It just makes the ladies do things they wouldn’t normally do.  Kind of like Mardi Gras.  God bless these times.

And God bless Oktoberfest girls who are this friendly….

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If you’re ever in a bind to find sexy girls (which you never should be) you can always count on the folks at Maxim to brighten up your day.  And I’m not talking famous women either.  I’m talking about sexy girls who are right at your doorstep.  They call them hometown hotties.

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Some weird stuff goes on in the South Pacific and I’m not just talking about people.  Nature has got a funny way over there.  From gigantic waves to wacko thunderstorms to volcanoes erupting underwater.  Yup.  A volcano that erupts under water.

I can’t say that I’ve ever really heard of that before but now that I have pictures of it, I must admit it looks pretty cool.  It’s like the ocean is swallowed up and a giant smoke stack forms out of nowhere.

Check out the process after the jump….

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Ladies and gentlemen may I present GhazalTT.    Her real name is actually Gisele Tavoosi and I think she might just be in my top ten right now.  The only thing that I see as being a negative is that she doesn’t do nude pictures.  Other than that?  How in the world is this chick not a supermodel or something?

Can we please get her on reality TV?  Something?  Anything?  How the hell does our nation not know about this woman?  I’m actually getting pretty fired up about this as we speak.  This is unacceptable.

Pictures after the jump…

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Look I understand honorable suicide in battle is a Japanese tradition extending as far back as the Samurai (and was used somewhat less honorably in WWII), but I really think banging it into kids heads (no pun intended) at this early of an age really isn’t a good idea.

Just look what the thought of it is doing to this poor boy. He looks like he’s legitimately ready to conquer death.

Side note: My friends and I bought a six shooter Nerf gun. We now have a drinking game called “Nerf Russian Roulette.” You figure it out.

You don’t even need to wait until tonight’s Daily Show for this one, as it’s just too good to not talk about here. The Weekly World News, which most know is a satirical news site, reported that the LAPD bought 10,000 jetpacks at a price tag of $100,000 each. Funny stuff, but not something people would take as fact, right? Wrong.

Fox and Friends picked up the story, and were outraged that the broke state would be spending um, a BILLION dollars on jetpacks. And one of the anchors was concerned that they might fly into helicopters and stuff. You have to be ****ing kidding me.

Later Fox corrected the story but the damage was done. As if they care about credibility on Fox and Friends, but whatever. To see a video of the debacle, go here.

Man, this video really raises the bar for homeless people. Usually content to just sit there looking sad holding a sign, this guy has taken it to the next level, and has perhaps the greatest homeless man talent I’ve ever seen, the ability to sing karaoke with Kermit the frog. TWO OF THEM!

Now, I don’t know if he takes requests (that would be awesome), but his cover of Under Pressure is spot on, and I would actually give him bills rather than coins if I ran into him on the street. Anyone know anything more about this guy?

I’m giving myself a whole heap of praise here because I’m pretty sure I expressed my love for Cristina Del Basso quite some time ago.   In fact it was back in March of 2009.  Now Del Basso is in the news like she deserves for having been yet another one of Tiger Woods’ mistresses.

Now I must admit that some of the chicks Woods has been linked to are hot.  But none of them hold a candle to the Del Basso.  Not even close.   So now I have to say that Tiger Woods is definitely becoming my hero.   Seriously man, I can’t contain myself around this girl.  It’s really not fair.

I owed it to myself and to you readers to collect a serious photo gallery of her.  Enjoy….

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