Just so you guys know it’s a Saturday morning right now and I’ve post dated this article to show up during the week so you might end up trying the wake up early thing this weekend.  I was a young man once.  I partied.  I slept in.   And I partied the next day.  I know the drill.  But if you’re in the real world and that stuff slows down, what is the point of sleeping until 11, 12, even 1PM on a weekend?  Honestly there really isn’t any.

Now I’m not saying you have to wake up at 6am every weekend.  Far from it.  But if you’re used to waking up really early during the week, then getting up at 9am or even 8:30 isn’t out of the question on a Saturday and Sunday.    And believe me, there are lots of benefits to it.

Here are four worth mentioning…..

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Click on the photo for more of Jaime Edmonson modeling

As most of you know, football season is in full swing.  And do you know what this means?  It means more and more hot chicks are going to come out of the woodwork to model sexy football gear for us.  At least that’s what I think.

More of what I think at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Funbag

Six images you won’t believe are photoshopped – [Cracked]

The top thirty possible celebrity sex faces – [Celebbuzz]

Check out the mashup video of the day – [The DW]

When it’s time for a celebrity slip go here – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Bicycle with an ejector seat and flamethrower – [Pedal to the Metal]

Japanese models with Godzilla like you know – [Brobible]

Bra and underwear party at the dorm – [Oncampusdrama]

The real reason we watch baseball – [Regretfulmorning]

The weirdest pampers you’ll ever see – [Attuworld]

25 Blaxploitation movie posters – [Holytaco]

The sexiest costume-less Halloween pics – [Coed Magazine]

Doing the flighty safety dance is fun – [Manofest]

Eminem’s night at the Roxbury looks interesting – [Cityrag]

Cop displays his abuse of power rights – [Icanhasinternets]

Seven ways not to pick up a girl at a bar – [Guyism]

Check out the latest featured model – [Bullz-Eye]

Check out the lucky lady of the day – [Extramustard]

Doutzen Kroes looking good in Lingerie – [Don Chavez]

Click on the photo to see Linda Vojtova in lingerie

I have to agree with my internet buddy Mr. Mick.  He complained that the new lingerie shoot of model Linda Vojtova isn’t all that it should be.  I happen concur.  While she’s is extremely hot, her pictures don’t live up to spec.  You be the judge.  Whatever.

More of my judgments at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Portfolio

Was anyone aware of this?  Why have I not heard about this until now?  Did you know that there are Mexican Midget Bullfighting troupes that tour around various parts of the world?  I know the term “midget” isn’t P.C. but I think that’s what they call themselves.  Have you ever heard of such insanity?

I mean I knew about midget wrestling but this seems even too much for me to watch.  OK maybe not but still.  At least these guys are taking necessary safety precautions.  Again, I’m joking.

Check out the pics after the jump….

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There are few things I hate more in life than hackers and spammers, and this guy was both. That’s why to see such an absurdly huge judgment ruled against him is sweet music to my ears.

A Montreal man who spammed millions of Facebook users has been handed a disproportionate $1-billion punishment that favours a vengeful corporation, his lawyer said Wednesday.

In its case against Guerbuez, Facebook alleged the Canadian tricked its users into providing him with their usernames and passwords. Then, in March and April of 2008, computer programs sent more than 4 million messages to Facebook accounts promoting products that included marijuana, erectile dysfunction and penis enlargement products.

I mean, granted, spamming doesn’t make you a billionaire, so there’s no way in hell he’s ever going to be able to pay that, but hopefully it sends a message to other spammers that NO I DO NOT WANT NIKE AIR JORDANS SHUT UP.

I can’t believe that I haven’t posted April Rose since 2008.  Considering how attractive she is it makes me pretty upset at myself.  Well for those that need a little refresher, April first came onto the scene as a Maxim Hometown Hottie and I think it’s been all uphill ever since.

Now it seems that April has gigs all over the place.  She does work as a spokesmodel and I gotta say if there’s one woman that deserves to make a living off of being hot it’s April.  I’m sure she’s fine citizen as well.

More of her fine qualities after the jump….

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Look, I get that designing clothes is hard. Lord knows I couldn’t do it. But seriously, don’t make something like this and try to pass it off as “avant-garde.” You have simply stretched clothes over a piece of cardboard and made some poor girl walk in a straight line while wearing it.

I wish I could see more photos in this collection. What ever could be next? A circle? A triangle? Don’t tell me he went for a HEXAGON!

So there’s this new dance craze going around called “The Dougie.” It’s based on some rather not good rap song, but at least it’s not by Soulja Boy. It’s not, right?

Anyway, it’s fine when there’s a bunch of cute girls trying to do it, but not so much when it’s drunk Mexicans. Actually, I can’t tell if they’re drunk or just socially awkward. Probably a bit of both I would imagine.

Pretty much any song you could play here would be gold.

Other countries have insane laws that keep their citizens in line.  I mean in some Asian countries just having a joint that you planned on smoking with your buddies could put you away for a very very long time.    Hell if you wear clothes the wrong way, some countries will put you in jail.

While I don’t think we should be that extreme there is some merit to these laws.  Bottom line?  Don’t even think of breaking a law in some places.  In the U.S. I think we’re a little too forgiving.  If we got hardcore on people we just might have a safer and cleaner country.

Call me crazy but I think these four laws need some tweaking….

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