Considering how bad the human race is right now I don’t mind the use of puppets as a means of getting a point across.   But for some reason I’m not sure the methods used here are gonna cut it.

When I see a female like Shay Maria it kind of puts me into a tailspin.   Seriously.  You see a girl like that and all of a sudden your logic and reasoning skills turn to dust.  Her body simply takes you to a place that isn’t natural.

For example, I’m pretty sure I’d cut off my fingers for a chance at just a few moments of alone time with Shay’s rack.  Seriously man.  And if she asked me to hit myself repeatedly I’d do it and not even know why.  You know what I mean.

More of Shay after the jump…

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I completely forgot that Ashley Greene is that chick who loves to show off her nakedness on her Twitter account.  Had I know that I’d have posted her more often on this site.  Shame on me.  Seriously guys, shame.

More shame on me at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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I’ll never forget when I went on my honeymoon and saw an incredible natural waterfall in Hawaii.  It was one of those moments where you kind of felt you were the only people on earth and you truly appreciated how magnificent some things in the world can be.  I know I sound all mushy but can you blame me?

I mean if we don’t step back and take a look at stuff once in a while then all we are, are these annoying little schmucks who write lame posts with hot chicks all day praying on the likes of you people who are probably at work right now.

See what I did there?  More waterfalls after the jump….

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Yeah, it was this gun, but if it has  handle and trigger and fires projectiles, it doesn’t matter that it’s Neon yellow with NERF emblazoned on the side.

“I had a phone call from the school saying that my son got suspended for taking a toy gun to school,” said Lorraine Romero, mother of the kindergarten student. “He’s just a kid. He doesn’t know any better.”

Anthony was suspended for one day for taking a facsimile of a gun to school. Apparently, he snuck it into his backpack Wednesday morning.

Romero knows it was wrong, but she doesn’t believe the punishment fits the crime.

“It’s not too harsh of a punishment and we want to make sure all of our students are safe,” Reese said.

Yeah, I mean, if you fired that directly into someone’s eye, it could totally hurt for ten seconds or so.

Side note: Now that I’m old and have a job, my roommate and I just went out and bought a bunch of Nerf guns to play with. Yeah, we’re awesome.

OK this is one of those times where my mind is definitely playing tricks on me.  I’m 100% sure that I’ve posted Tailor James on this site before yet when I search for her I can’t find her.  That’s truly unacceptable.   Honestly man I don’t just oversee amazingly hot Canadian blonds.  It’s just not a misstep I usually have.

Whatever.  I know I posted her but just in case I am going crazy I’ve assembled a nice little gallery of this little lady for all of you to marvel at.  Isn’t that nice?

More of James after the jump….

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Man, I hope this is a real picture. I have my doubts as that mountain lion’s eyes are so red it might just be a Terminator robot, but I suppose this could be legit. If so, I really want to see the next photo in this series.

Or maybe one of the predators pats the other on the back for a job well done. That could happen too!

This is an excerpt of a much, much longer video I saw a while back about a guy debating with Verizon about data plan charges. He said he was being charged .002 dollars per kilobite when he was being quoted .002 cents per kilobite. As one cent is .01 dollars, that’s quite  different number, as anyone would half a brain would realize.

Well customer service reps and managers alike possess not even that half, as demonstrated by this call. They cannot fathom that while $1 and 1 cent are different, that .002 dollars and .002 cents are not. Just listen.

When I say that this here picture is the sexiest thing I’ve seen all month I mean it.  The leaves are changing, the weather is getting cooler and this is the perfect photograph to make me realize that life is gonna be OK.   I’m such a huge fan of the boots and showing thigh look it’s not even funny.

It’s the one pose that elicits so much mystery and so much taunting that it drives me insane.  Ladies, if you’ve got the legs then please sport this look for often.  It’s 100% lethal and destroys the brains of lesser guys like myself.

I have no reason to go on right now other than to look at these pictures…..

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