It’s pretty phenomenal what mother nature can do to us anytime she wants.  While the destruction can be deadly, the pictures can be quite awesome….

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Look, I understand the need to disguise your identity while committing a crime, but there’s no need to go full Halloween about it, weeks before the actual holiday.

A Long Island, N.Y., teenager’s bike was stolen by two gorillas and a chicken.

The Associated Press reports that the young man was riding along Route 25A early Monday afternoon when three people dressed in animal costumes approached him.

These weren’t folks out for an early trick-or-treat. Suffolk County police confirm that one of the ape-suited crooks slugged the kid in the head, knocking him off the bike. The chicken bandit then rode off on the bike while the two apes ran away.

I hope that afterward the victim yelled “YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!”

I just can’t get enough of females like Brit Bliss.  First of all she’s from Zainesville, Ohio.  Second of all she’s 22.  Do we really need any other criteria.  I’m pretty sure if you are 22, that hot, and from that region of the country you’re a nice gal.  It just has to be that way.

And being she’s that nice perhaps she isn’t aware of how sexy she looks.  Or maybe she is.  What the hell do I know?  I just know I can’t focus right now.

More of Brit after the jump….

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I think the amount of tattoos you have is probably directly proportional to how many lobsters you can bob out of a tub. I’m surprised they never did this on Fear Factor, but I’m guessing contestants losing noses might have resulted in quite a few lawsuits.

The look on the guy’s face in the back really says it all here.

Look, I’m not trying to get all political or religious here, but I’m in the habit of posting dumb videos and this certainly qualifies as that.

It’s a few “experts” trying to disprove evolution using peanut butter. How? Well, since life formed because of a random combination of heat, light and matter, therefore peanut butter, when exposed to heat light and matter, must spawn life “sometimes.” It’s so much excellent science I’m too in awe to even comment on it further.

And now I really feel like a sandwich. I hope there’s no mini-universe in my peanut butter, that would be a bummer.

I’m a huge fan of a when an attractive girl has a prop.  That prop could be something as obvious as lingerie to something as miniscule as a tiny little belly button rings.  But sometimes the best props are the ones that the girl doesn’t even realize is a prop.

The one I speak of here are those big plastic cups that are generally used for one thing: getting drunk.   Just seeing those in the hands of a fine female gets those juices flowing and I’m pleased to have found multiple pictures featuring these ladies holding such cups.

Enjoy!

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By no means am I a drug addict.  In fact at the age of 31 I’m doing less of anything than I ever have.  I would say the most messed up I get these days is the occasional beer on Sunday Football.   Drugs is a young person thing or at least it should be.  There’s just no place for them anymore in my life.

What people do is up to them.  This isn’t an article about saying drugs are OK to do or not to do.  I’m just saying that some of the experiences we’ve had can be quite crazy and super memorable.

So here are five drug experiences you might want to have just once in your life…..

*Just a word on these experiences here.  I’m not advocating doing drugs, that’s up to you.  I’m just saying if you do choose to do them these experiences are kind of musts in the life of a recreational drug user

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Click on the photo for the hottest October born women

This is a genius idea for a list.  Well done guys at Brobible.  Yet another excuse to post hot chicks.  Just take all the sexiest girls born in a given month and post 30 or 31 of them.  Whee!  Works for me.

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Ashley Greene never looked so damned good – [Celebuzz]

Girl gets totally nailed by a dodgeball – [Regretfulmorning]

Irresponsible advertisements aimed at kids – [Cracked]

When you need a slutty celebrity – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Remember that David at the Dentist kid? – [EgoTV]

The Fanily Feud fail of the day – [The DW]

The world’s worst tattoo customer of all time – [Attuworld]

Good God the Texans Cheerleaders are hot – [Unathletic]

If you don’t like blonds you will now – [Cavemancircus]

Crazy pictures from the North Korea tourism board – [Ned Hardy]

The funniest defaced dollar bills of all time – [Manofest]

Check out these funny tiny boxes of fun – [Cityrag]

Strippers remind you to get your flu shot – [Uproxx]

Ten workout mistakes every guy makes – [Mademan]

Holly Madison went to a Rolling Stone party – [Don Chavez]

When Ghostbusters meets AC/DC – [Icanhasinternets]

The sexiest celebrities over the age of 40 – [Guyism]

Have you ever gone Walmart drag racing? – [Forkparty]

Click on the photo for more of Tiffany Taylor

Tiffany Taylor has a great thing going with a highly successful modeling career.   But being hot for a living wasn’t her first career choice.  Prior to taking up modeling she completed an undergraduate degree in criminal justice.  Whatever, she’s ridiculous.

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