It’s not just all about serving your country.  It’s not only about killing the enemy.  And it’s not just about being a Patriot.  It’s about doing all of it in style.  If you’re gonna fly a plane you gotta represent yo!

Seriously though, it’s nice to have a unique design so that people know who you are.  Nose art is a decorative painting or design on the fuselage of a military aircraft, usually located near the nose, and is a form of aircraft graffiti.

And here are some pretty cool aircrafts…..

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How do you transport your slow ass turtle around? Put him in a bag? Pick him up like a normal person? Nope, how about drill holes in his shell and attach a HANDLE to him. But it’s a shell right? He’s fine. Maybe.

“They do have nerves in their shells, so it would have been painful for them when they were drilled,” says Hopcraft.

Hopcraft says the tortoise appears to be underweight and is unable to walk without dragging its shell on the ground, while the turtle’s claws and beak are overgrown.

Marcie Moriarty, an investigator with the B.C. SPCA, called it “accessorizing to the extreme.”

“Clearly, this shows a person who has no respect for animals and no knowledge on how to care for them,” Moriarty says.

Maybe they have really bad vision and thought it was a purse? I’m not sure, but if there was ever a time for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to exist and come kick someones’ ass, this would be it.

She’s being marketed as a Playboy celebrity.  I’m not exactly sure what that means.  All I know is that Jeniffer Hernandez has got some weird parents.  I mean come on.  Two F’s?  How hard is it to spell the name Jennifer?  I really don’t think it’s all that difficult.

Eh whatever.  I’m pretty sure her rack is a great distraction for all my frustration about the spelling of her first name.   I would however like to see those Playboy shots.

Oh well, this will do for now….

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Someone should have told this girl that her “whore” costume isn’t appropriate for another two weeks.

Just kidding, all hot girls should dress like this all the time. Unfortunately, I actually know who this is, Shauna Sand, who used to be a porn star or a Playboy bunny or something like that and has had more operations than Darth Vader to look this young. Up close, things are a different story, and I’m not surprised this woman has her kid on the other side of her.

I’ve watched this video four times now, and I still don’t understand how this is possible, or even what video editing tricks that would be used if this wasn’t legit.

It’s a goalie  up front for a free kick, having to race back to stop a breakaway from the other team. He does so with so much blinding speed it would make Superman blush.

What do you think, is this real or forged?

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again.   I’m not sure why there aren’t that many dedicated bikini car washes out there.  I mean sure you see the occasional road side hottie round up where the girls are trying to raise money for some school event or something.  But how hard is it to open up a specialized bikini car wash?

And yes I’d run it all year around.  How awesome would it be to wash your car in the dead of winter with some cutie wearing a white bikini?  I tell ya I’d sign up for a lube job any day.  Ba dum ching!

Seriously though, we need more of these…..

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If there’s one thing I can’t stand about our country it’s the way we’re duped into thinking certain foods will kill us.  Don’t get me wrong.  If you’re scarfing down 8 burgers a day it’s probably not the best thing for you.  But if I’m gonna die from eating then so be it.

Let’s face the facts people.  America doesn’t exercise.  It’s not that we eat so badly.  I mean yes, we do.  But it wouldn’t matter if we exercised more.  Case in point?  Michael Phelps.  Guy literally eats like 8000 calories a day of all shit food and he’s in better shape than 99.9% of the country.

I know this is a longer article but I’m 100% convinced it’s exercise not our diet that holds us back.  But America is going to keep laying this shit on us so whatever.

Here are four things we are tricked into thinking are healthy but I’m convinced aren’t….

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Click on the photo for Miley’s inappropriate moments

I guess I don’t really have much of an opinion on Miley Cyrus.  I get her strange appeal to young audiences but frankly that means nothing to me until sex tape comes out, which inevitably it will.  So until then, whatever.

More of my amazingly deep thoughts at Uncoached’s Facebook Page

The Throwdown

It would be impossible to say no to this chick – [Askmen]

Fifteen sarcastic awards given for everyday life – [Cracked]

Dumb things people do when they have drugs – [EgoTV]

When you need a drunk celebrity – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

What to miss most about being a high school athlete – [Unathletic]

This is not how you want to break a CD – [Attuworld]

The worst nightmare realized video of the day – [The DW]

Avatar Porn Parody is everything you wanted – [Regretfulmorning]

This is definitely my type of restaurant – [Cavemancircus]

The funniest pope photos of all time – [Manofest]

The awesomeness that is Mister Import designs – [Nedhardy]

Anything with Victoria’s Secret works for me – [Heyman Hustle]

Oh my God look at Anastasia Christen – [Sublime Blog]

Two girls brawl in a NYC park – [Oncampusdrama]

Cheerleaders for Breast Cancer awareness – [Gunaxin]

Annoying female behavior explained – [Guyism]

Marisa Miller looks quite tasty in 944 mag – [Don Chavez]

I don’t care, I love Lisa Rinna – [Cityrag]

Click on the photo for the hottest animal lovers

No this isn’t a bestiality link.  Come on folks.  I’m not into that.   I mean not all the time.  I’m kidding!  Am I?  Now I’ve got you thinking.  Then again it is fun to see hot chicks with animals, but that’s as far as I’ll take it.

I take it even further on Uncoached’s Facebook Page

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