Does anyone else find the future a little strange?  It’s one thing if our future consisted of new planets and us flying around in space.  It’s another if the future consists of our existing environment containing tons of “new stuff.”  Like for example it would be weird walking around New York City where everything looks the same but all of a sudden the traffic lights are all modern.

Yet you’d still see trees.  You’d still see the same roads, etc etc.  I don’t know I just thought I’d bring that up.  Point is, that stuff is starting to crop up everywhere and I think it’s kind of strange.

Speaking of which, here are some examples…..

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If he wasn’t destined to become a raging alcoholic, if he wasn’t one already, this is a good story to tell. I was to drunk that I…. Seriously, you’re not going to be able to top this.

He walked into the home and took a shower in an attempt to sober up. The 34-year-old woman was asleep upstairs, when she woke up, heard the water running and frantically rang the police. When officers arrived, they found the 42-year-old sitting on the woman’s porch, dressed again.

I guess the moral of the story is…lock your doors lest drunk guys use up all your expensive shampoo? My roommate once thought my desk chair was the bathroom once, so I can relate to this poor woman’s plight. What am I sitting in now? One that cost twice as much as my old one, he doesn’t need to know.

Here’s a little something from Mindi’s profile.   I am a model, host, actor, and an IFBB Figure Professional. I’ve been involved in the fitness industry for over 10 years and am certified in personal training and nutrition. I am open to all types of work and would love to hear from you.

In other words this chick can beat the ever loving shit out of me.  Man there’s something really sexy about that.  I would love a few minutes with Mindi so she could teach me a few lessons.  Whee!

More of Mindi after the jump…

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Game over, we’ve found the winners for the greatest Halloween costumes of all time. While they could clearly be superheroes or GI Joes or something along those lines, these two have gone for the much more obvious choice of being “Killa Bees” who apparently murder people with miniature tommy guns, or simply by bashing their enemies stunned faces against their abs.

Oh they’re gay? Well that makes way more sense. Please proceed as planned.

There’s an awesome show over in Australia called The Chaser’s War on Everything where they do things we would never be able to in the States.

One such example is this bit, where a guy tries to buy things at stores while wearing a nylon on his head. Usually it’s an outfit only worn by robbers, and so everyone reacts as such. The results are hilarious, and as I said, you can’t do this in America as you’d no longer have a head by the end of this.

Ah yes, the life of a cheerleader.  It’s not an easy one that’s for sure.   They have the same grueling schedule that a team will have.  They’ve got to travel.  They’ve got to get ready for each game.  And they have to put on one hell of a show when the team takes a timeout or when it’s halftime, etc etc.

Which is why just like any other tryout, a cheerleader tryout can be extremely grueling.  They last for days and are compared to such tryouts as broadway shows.

What we’ll be focusing on is how hot these girls look behind the scenes.  Thanks…..

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Just this morning I awoke to the lovely sounds of the sanitation department doing their jobs.  Normally I wouldn’t mind this except for the fact their jobs were being done at 6am.   Usually it’s a little later than that so I don’t mind as much but even I who wakes up at 6:30 was a little taken aback by this greeting.

No one likes to wake up.  That’s a fact.  But I tell you, what you actually wake up to can really determine your mood in the morning.  A natural wake up is the best.  But if it’s something “special” that wakes you up? No fun.

Here are the six most annoying “wake you up” sounds…..

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A study of personality types once found that as a group, serial killers scored highest in “superficial charm, an exaggerated sense of self-worth, glibness, lying, lack of remorse and manipulation of others.”  But let’s look at the powerful…

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Victoria’s Secret sexy Halloween line – [Brobible]

Turns out bad girls can’t get enough of the camera – [Askmen]

This thing looks like that thing of the day – [The DW]

Celebrities are popping out everywhere – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Guide to the celebrity letter grading system – [Ego TV]

What is this?  A Jackass for women? – [Attuworld]

The hottest looks of Selena Gomez – [Celebbuzz]

Dad you might want to go home you’re drunk – [Regretfulmorning]

Celebrities who played high school sports – [Manofest]

Connecticut cheerleaders are no fun – [Withleather]

You may want to check out Nicole Bahls Pelada – [Barstool Sports]

25 pictures of people then and now – [Nedhardy]

Jenna Bentley’s cleavage is distracting – [Don Chavez]

Do you realize how hot Gabrielle Vidal is? – [Sublime Blog]

Awesome celebrity comment of the day – [Flisted]

Kid lop synching to Usher is hilarious – [Icanhasinternets]

Check out the Tao of Snooki – [Cityrag]

Click on the photo for more of Melissa Lynette

“Most of the shit guys think is gonna make me swoon really just makes me yawn. Get the f*%k outta my face with your bottle of Belve, sir. Shoo now and get me some whiskey.” My kind of girl.

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