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The Great John is hilarious in both name and concept, until you realize how tragic it actually is. People in America are SO FAT now that normal toilets refuse to support their girth out of principle.

Tired of these stubborn toilets continuing to be uncomfortable or just flat out snap off the wall, someone invited a toilet for those giant asses that populate America these days. I understand the need, but it still makes me weep.

There are political races all around the US and Canada right now that in no way interest me, but every so often, an ad comes along that makes me sit up and take notice.

This one is for (err, against) Sam Katz, the mayor of Winnipeg, and it derides him for his platform of….wait for it…

KICKING KIDS IN THE FACE!

How do you really come back from that? How could I ever vote for someone who is pro-kicking kids in the face? You can’t even have a chance in a debate.

“Well, I’m for lowering taxes and…”

“Excuse me, may I just point out that out of the two of us, you are the only one to have kicked a child in the face.”

“Sigh.”

On occasion I’ve received some reader emails complaining about the lack of African American women on this site.  To that I do sincerely apologize.  It’s not a racial matter by any means.  Trust me folks.  When I see an attractive woman I don’t give a rat’s ass what race she is.  I will rush to put her on this site regardless.

Just like if I don’t like a person I don’t care if they’re black, white, Asian, whatever.  If you’re a dick you’re  dick.  So if that comes off as racist then so be it.  I don’t look at color.  I look at whether or not the person is someone I like or not by their actions or words.  Whatever.  I don’t have to explain myself to you.

However, I will say that I did do my best to get a solid collection of Ebony hotties that my complainers will love.  Enjoy….

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If there is one thing in this world that I truly have no patience for it’s waiting in line….for anything.  I just think it’s a pointless affair.  And most times that people wait it’s because we’re in a situation that everyone else is in.  What I mean by that is most human beings do their errands or drive their cars or make appointment at certain times in the day so we’re bound to run into each other.

If I can ever help it, I never ever do errands on weekends.  Best time is like 2 PM on a Wednesday.   But even then I run into crappy waiting situations that I simply wish never happened.

Here are six you’ll all agree that are brutal…..

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Click on the photo for more of the flexible Kayla Collins

“Everybody seems amazed by my flexibility. I can put my feet completely over my head, no problem.”  How about that quote to start your Monday?  Good God am I already this depressed?

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The Madness

Cooking for your doomed relationship – [Cracked]

10 new interesting sex studies findings – [Brobible]

Eminem really likes his backstage pickles – [Celebbuzz]

When you need a celebrity taste – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Check out these steel balls of the day – [The DW]

Check out these amazing bike tricks – [Attuworld]

One of the sexiest bikini bike washes there is – [Totally Crap]

Hilarious poker face rage comics – [Regretfulmorning]

The 20 hottest Victoria’s Secret models – [Heavy]

Are you sure she isn’t cheating on you? – [Askmen]

Ten “big” reasons to love Denise Milani – [Heyman Hustle]

These kids are pretty damned good at guitar – [Cityrag]

Hot Asian chicks wearing schoolgirl outfits – [Manofest]

Fail videos to make you feel better about yourself – [Nedhardy]

Smallest apartment in the world for $68K – [Mademan]

Melanie Brown fills out spandex quite well – [Don Chavez]

Check out new queen of the seas – [Theospark]

The many faces of Randy Moss – [Gunaxin]

Now that’s sweet.

I’ve seen plenty of cool shots in my day but this definitely takes the cake.  Colors changing as he pours?  I think it’s pretty cool.  If you don’t then screw you.  Whatever.

When you’re talking booty candidates there are none like that of Courtney Black.   I mean this girl is a hip hop video’s wet dream.  It’s not like she doesn’t have the goods up top but I’ve never seen so many pictures of someone whose back is turned to the camera where she looks back.  You know what I mean.

I mean talk about Uncoached.  That is one back side that does not need any coaching.

More pics after the jump….

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Click on the photo for the hottest brunette videos

Personally I’m not a big fan of blonds.  I never have been.  It’s just a personal preference.  Don’t get me wrong I like all women but I just enjoy the brunettes a lot more.  And these videos I came across certainly help my cause.

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