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This photo was snapped by a wedding attendant trying to look inconspicuous, but the people’s faces really say it all. Oh. My. God.

Yes, you want to be the center of attention at your own wedding, but usually the fact that you’re the bride is enough and you don’t need to put your giant rack on display to attract further stares. Though it’s highly encouraged so we can get pictures like this one.

I really want to see the official wedding album from this. Anyone?

This video is from a Japanese reality show that convinces children they’re legitimately fighting zombies to stay alive. If that doesn’t sound like a great idea to you, you clearly don’t know entertainment.

I’m very impressed with what a fight they put up, throwing everything around them they can find at the zombies. I’m not sure my six year old self would have been as brave, but that’s what they train them to do over there I guess.

Did you know that last month was home to National Blueberry Popsicle Day?  Yes that’s correct there’s actually a day dedicated to a specific flavor of popsicle.   How much more can the holiday namers and schedulers possibly get?  Are we to have a national hangar steak day as well?

Actually I would love to have national steak days.   Would be a great excuse to get on the grill.   But I suppose as long as hot girls are attached to these holidays then there’s really nothing we can complain about.

Especially with popsicles…..

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Over the past weekend I attended a surprise birthday party and quite frankly I just kind of thought it was lame.  Don’t get me wrong.  I think it’s a very sweet gesture but so many things have to go right for it to be pulled off that it’s just not worth it.   Then again, if it’s pulled off properly I’m not 100% against it.

However, 9 out of 10 times something does seem to go wrong and that’s why I would never want one thrown for me.  And here are four reasons why a surprise party can really suck…..

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“I’m Kylies bottom, Britneys Boobs, and Christina’s Tummy…but I still don’t like my body.”  Yeah it’s really crappy.  I’m sure your body is terrible now that you’re a WWE wrestler.  I would hate to see what a good body looks like.

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Most insane underdog stories in the history of battle – [Cracked]

Disturbing Child Beauty pageant photos – [EgoTV]

Kourtney Kardashian sporting a blond wig – [Celebbuzz]

The best credit card application incentive – [The DW]

When it’s time for celebrity slips – [Taxidrivermovie] (NSFW Ads)

Ok what in the hell is this? – [Regretfulmorning]

Now this is an awesome wheelchair accident – [Attuworld]

Sixteen epic pictures of WIN to get you through – [Cavemancircus]

This might be the hottest commercial ever made  – [Askmen]

Ron Jeremy teaches us to use the harmonica – [Forkparty]

15 pictures that make absolutely no sense – [Nedhardy]

Roxy Cottontail rocks every party – [Cityrag]

Marisa Miller shows off for Captain Morgan – [Mademan]

Twenty things that happen in one minute – [Topcultured]

Whose the lucky lady of the day? – [Extramustard]

You might want to check out Foxxy II – [Flisted]

Katy Perry knows how to pitch a tent – [Gunaxin]

A great ratio of girls to guys – [Oncampusdrama]

Click on the photo for more of sexy Filipa Meleiro

21 year old Portuguese model Filipa Meleiro says her best feature is her cleavage although she says she doesn’t need her body to seduce a man. I would say the cleavage is pretty helpful though.  I mean come on.

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Whether it’s your parents who do it to you or whether you decide to do it yourself, your name is always going to be a big part of your life.  I mean I suppose if your name is “Jim” or something like that it’s not a huge deal.  However if you all of a sudden go from “Jim” to “Batman” I could see it having an affect on your life.

The people you are about to see?  Something tells me their names have had a profound effect on their lives….

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So if you’re Justin Bieber, you have exactly negative 10,000 points of street cred. So to try to up that, you might consider starting a fight. But you lose 10,000 more points if it takes place in a laser tag arena.

A 12-year-old boy claims Bieber (seen above at the laser tag place, with his father) hit him while playing a game, according to the reports, though he suffered no visible injuries.

A rep for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police tells TMZ the incident was reported to authorities by the boy’s father. Though the rep wouldn’t confirm anything about Bieber, they did say they are in the process of interviewing witnesses.

The popular Canadian blog ZackTaylor.ca says they spoke to a staffer at the facility who says that during the game, Bieber was cornered by several kids “and accidentally hit the kid while running away.”

So yeah, it’s probably bullshit and the kid and his father are probably just trying to get some of that Bieber money by pretending his kid is a pansy. It might be nice to be rich and famous but man, I can’t imagine not being able to enjoy a game of laser tag without getting sued for millions of dollars.

If there’s one reason to go down under it would be to meet Sarah Knott.  Let’s get to some stats and skip the bullshit shall we?  She’s 5’2 and weighs 96 lbs.  Yup.  Just think of the possibilities.  Plus you know,  she’s Australian.

Let’s talk about the real debate though.  Do you like this girl as a blond or as a brunette?  Personally I think it’s a tough call.  I generally vote towards brunette but in this case her Maxim pictures are pretty stunning.

You be the judge after the jump….

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