OK so look, I understand the need to not want to be the same kind of Slave Leia that a million other girls have been before. You want to stand out on Halloween after all. But I don’t really understand the direction this girl has taken, combining two admittedly excellent sci-fi films, Star Wars and Terminator into one WTF costume that I can’t really call hot. Well, maybe if I don’t look at the eye.

If you’re going for bionic Leia, at least go all out. I’m talking missing skin patches to reveal metal, a robotic arm, the works. Don’t just half ass it with a lopsided aluminum eye!