Oct 27 2010
As a man who has grown up considerably in the last five years, my standards have changed.Â It doesn’t mean that I don’t aspire to achieve great things.Â It doesn’t mean that I don’t like the finer things in life.Â But it does mean I’m becoming aware of what’s important to me and what truly matters in life.
However, I can’t say there aren’t times where I still day dream.Â There are those times (like right this second) where I’m thinking to myself “if only this could happen things would be alright.”Â Â Â And then there are those times where I’m dreaming up ludicrous things.Â Â Things that I believe most males would love to have happen at least once.
Here are my five…..
Have a House on Every Continent
Is that so much to ask?Â I mean seriously.Â How awesome would it be to know you have a house in most vacation spots you would travel to?Â If there’s one goal in life I think I can pull off, this might be one of them.Â Well, Antarctica might be a little tough but come on, I can do it!Â Â Actually I’d like to have a house in a few places and that’d be fine with me:Â Hawaii, Europe, and Fiji.
Have Sex with Every Single Victoria’s Secret Model
I think I’d need the wife’s permission on this one.Â However, I think that if the owner of Victoria’s secret came up to me and said I could actually do this?Â My wife would definitely understand.Â I mean come on honey, you’re awesome.Â I know you’d forgive me.
Have a Son Who Becomes a Pro Athlete
Did I say the house thing was the most likely?Â Eh, maybe this one is.Â But given my wife is 5’0 tall with zero athletic ability this might be a tough one to pull off.Â Then again I have no qualms about riding my son until his teeth fall out in terms of busting his ass at whatever sport he chooses.Â Â Â I don’t even have kids.Â What the hell am I talking about?
Perform in Front of Fifty Thousand Screaming Fans
Ever go to a Pearl Jam or U2 concert?Â Two very different bands I know but the electricity in the crowd is somewhat similar.Â Â I can’t imagine the rush these guys get when they’re on stage.Â It’s gotta be some kind of an addiction.Â I would love to have that feeling just once.
Go To College One More Time
I think this is the dream of every man that has gone to college ever.
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