Competitive eating has become so widespread that there’s actually a federation for it.  I just find it funny that there’s like a professional “league” with a set of rules and regulations for contests that involve people being absolutely disgusting and stuffing their faces.  Doesn’t anyone see the oddity in that?

Nevertheless it exists and thousands of people from all around the world want their shot to be the fastest hot dog eater in the land.  You gotta hand it to this country.  Making a living for eating fast.  Is there no end?

Actually there is an end….to my day after seeing these photos….

I tell ya if there’s one food I couldn’t even dream of eating fast and all gross like it’s gotta be pasta and tomato sauce.  Ugh.  That is just wrong.  Friggin’ looks like the guy is bleeding.

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