Oct 21 2010
South Korea Training Telekinetic Soldiers

No, sadly that’s not an actual news headline. Rather it’s just a cool picture of a military exercise in South Korea, but one can dream can’t they?
I never quite understood military drills like this. Are you for some reason going to have to throw your gun up in the air and catch it during combat? March in perfect formation not a step out of line while running away from incoming tanks?
But hey, it looks cool in parades I guess.
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Err… it’s their drill team, dude.
Evident by the brilliant white pants with stripes on the side, which are conventionally for “drill teams.” You know, honor guard? Color guard?
This isn’t combat training, so no. They aren’t training to throw their guns in the air for combat.
A quick youtube search should find you a few hundred videos of drill teams throwing their guns in the air.